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Sunday 17th May 2026,  kick-off 2pm

Scottish Premiership - Dundee v Aberdeen

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Don’t know about anyone else but I’m going to pony up for the match today.

Now that it’s upon us, my overriding desire to see Hearts fall apart has crystallised. 

STFU_Donny
Posted

This pretty much sums up my position. Shame they can’t both lose…

 

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I want to see Hearts fail as much as the next person, but only in a fair way, without swicking.

Sadly, the Sellick FA will do all they can to keep the status quo going. They'll be awarded a late penalty for Shankland having a big foreheid.

Posted
10 minutes ago, swaddon said:

They'll be awarded a late penalty for Shankland having a big foreheid.

As they should as that forehead is an offence to humanity. 

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Being repulsed by The Cheeks is a normal reaction for any decent human being but since 1990 Farts have run them pretty close. Apart from their default brutal football almost taking the roof off the Gorgie stand and breaking into 'hello, hello' (when it was announced The Huns were 2:0 up to St. Johnstone at half time) condemned them eternally for me.

 

I reckon a late winner for Victim FC that's punched in or yards offside and they get a tainted umpteenth title and we keep our record.

 

Small mercy perhaps. 

Posted
1 hour ago, swaddon said:

They'll be awarded a late penalty for Shankland having a big foreheid

The ref would have to give it though, as the cheap VAR cameras we use up here don't have a wide enough lens to show the entire foreheid. 

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OrlandoDon
Posted

Wonder how many penalties Celtic get today. To be fair, that was one.

Posted

I don't know why some of our fans want Hearts to win. If they get a load of champions league money, we are screwed.

OxfordDon
Posted
5 minutes ago, OrlandoDon said:

Wonder how many penalties Celtic get today

One more than the number of goals Hearts score.

OrlandoDon
Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Jupiter said:

I don't know why some of our fans want Hearts to win. If they get a load of champions league money, we are screwed.

Does it though? Money doesn’t buy success, rangers and Celtic haven’t been great this year, and look how we have spent. Helps, but doesn’t guarantee anything.

add to this, hearts will get interest in players, and possibly Mcinnes. They will have change this summer. And they didn’t handle juggling domestic and European football together last time, will be interesting to see how it plays out for them.

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ErchiePlum
Posted

Great to see a non gruesome twosome team win the title although I would laugh if Hearts throw it away (again)

My final decision is that I hope Celtic lose

STFU_Donny
Posted
2 minutes ago, Jupiter said:

We're into VARlbert Kidd time

 

STFU_Donny
Posted

Time to ban these fuckers. Closed door games next season as punishment.

irnbru1903
Posted

Dirty, odious horrible club and their fans are the biggest pricks in the world. It would be funny if it had been anyone else.

Posted

Heart broken 🤔

Am I fuck 😂

History repeating itself forty years on 👍

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