Todays fitba

[Jute]

Wild end to first half. São Paulo equalised dropping Corinthians into relegation zone. São Paulo players bar one (come back to him) celebrate in front of Corinthians fans who respond with an avalanche of stuff thrown from stands including vapes lighters and sun glasses. One of São Paulo players gets hit in the hand so clearly goes down clutching his head. This starts off a mass brawl for which ref eventually issues 4 yellow cards. He is then called over to VAR monitor not to review the mass brawl but for the player who ran off on his own to celebrate as when he ran towards the Corinthians bench he was making a wankers gesture which is quite an offensive gesture in South America. After another long review no red card. Clock was showing over 60 minutes when first half finished. Now second half delayed as half São Paulo’s supply of bog roll has been lobbed on to the pitch. Big part of Corinthians ground already closed due to crowd issues and guessing after tonight they will get further restrictions applied. 

[Jute]

Even with one side of ground shut atmosphere is brilliant. Corinthians just gone 2-1 up.

[Jute]

3-1 now. Lovely goal. 

[tom_widdows]

Somewhat bizarre league 2 playoff final between Clyde and Hamilton with home advantage for either leg technically being null and void

[Don Julio]

I know we’re all supposed to be rooting for Hearts but I’ll pish my breeks if they lose tonight.

[swaddon]

21 minutes ago, Don Julio said:

I know we’re all supposed to be rooting for Hearts but I’ll pish my breeks if they lose tonight.

I'll pish my breeks and my socks if they lose and Celtic also lose to Motherwell.

[RicoS321]

26 minutes ago, Don Julio said:

I know we’re all supposed to be rooting for Hearts but I’ll pish my breeks if they lose tonight.

It'd make no odds, they'd still need to win at the weekend. 

The best outcome would be a Tims draw and hearts win by a goal. That would mean the Tims needing to win by two on Sunday, which has the potential for the greatest volume of hilarity. 

[swaddon]

11 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

It'd make no odds, they'd still need to win at the weekend. 

The best outcome would be a Tims draw and hearts win by a goal. That would mean the Tims needing to win by two on Sunday, which has the potential for the greatest volume of hilarity. 

Tims 1-0 up on Sunday with four minutes of stoppage time announced.

Seven minutes into added time, they get awarded a saft penalty by VAR...

[RicoS321]

2 minutes ago, swaddon said:

Tims 1-0 up on Sunday with four minutes of stoppage time announced.

Seven minutes into added time, they get awarded a saft penalty by VAR...

Yep. Or Shankland hits a pen off both posts and into the keeper's hands at 2-0 down with the last kick of the ball.

[swaddon]

Of course I meant Saturday, before anyone points it out.

[swaddon]

Even better, Hearts score a late winner on Saturday, their fans flood onto the pitch in celebration.

The game is unable to continue and is abandoned. Celtic are awarded a 3-0 win.

[RicoS321]

4 minutes ago, swaddon said:

Even better, Hearts score a late winner on Saturday, their fans flood onto the pitch in celebration.

The game is unable to continue and is abandoned. Celtic are awarded a 3-0 win.

Or Trump goes nuclear, the league is abandoned, with the title given to the previous champions of the Scottish cup, and hearts get relegated for complaining. 

[TheDonbytheDee]

Septic 1-0 down at Motherwell.

 

 

[TheDonbytheDee]

Huns behind against Hibs.

Four losses on the bounce for the hun.

[TheDonbytheDee]

Stenhousemuir 2 up against Alloa

Not a bad game and decent football being played.

[tlg1903]

21 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

Septic 1-0 down at Motherwell.

 

 

1-1 just before half time.  Big second half for them

[RicoS321]

1 hour ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

Stenhousemuir 2 up against Alloa

Not a bad game and decent football being played.

1-3, with Alloa getting a lifeline with the last kick. Stenny impressive.

[Don Julio]

3 hours ago, swaddon said:

Tims 1-0 up on Sunday with four minutes of stoppage time announced.

Seven minutes into added time, they get awarded a saft penalty by VAR...

Right scenario but wrong match!

[RicoS321]

3 minutes ago, Don Julio said:

Right scenario but wrong match!

Aye, when Pat Bonnar is saying it wasn't a pen, you know they've probably taken the whole corruption thing too far. 

[Don Julio]

Beaton, eh?

[BigAl]

1 minute ago, RicoS321 said:

Aye, when Pat Bonnar is saying it wasn't a pen, you know they've probably taken the whole corruption thing too far. 

Ach fecking shame

Forty years on and more tears and snotters incoming for Hearts fans 

[Jupiter]

1 minute ago, Don Julio said:

Beaton, eh?

Nobody can call him a sevco fan ever again

[RicoS321]

It's fucking embarrassing though, the establishment doing absolutely anything to sure there's a decider in the final match. I mean Hibs have been nowhere near as good as Motherwell over the season and don't deserve the European spot.

[Mason89]

27 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

1-3, with Alloa getting a lifeline with the last kick. Stenny impressive.

Some goal by Mikey Anderson 

 

[BigAl]

4 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

It's fucking embarrassing though, the establishment doing absolutely anything to sure there's a decider in the final match. I mean Hibs have been nowhere near as good as Motherwell over the season and don't deserve the European spot.

Whilst you're right min

It's Hearts 

So