Im on some Caol ila

 

Cool.

I'm sober as a judge, it's the yearly Ramanaedram! 

Just a wee Babycham for me!

JD and coke. Not my choice only thing my friend has. Fucking rank. Only 312 day untill I can go to the shop and buy whatever drink I want to drink.

I had one perfectly chilled

 

 

Mental friday night!

I really dont know what i want to drink, can anyone point me in the right direction? anyone?....

I had one perfectly chilled

 

 

Mental friday night!

 

 

No wonder the world's fucked.

 

 

 

 

I really dont know what i want to drink, can anyone point me in the right direction? anyone?....

 

I have a wide selection I believe might be recommended.

 

Ding Ho (made with Tanqueray of course, none of this Gordons crap), or maybe a White Orchid, served straight up? Of course there's always a creation by an influential bartender that you could try...

I have a wide selection I believe might be recommended.

 

Ding Ho (made with Tanqueray of course, none of this Gordons crap), or maybe a White Orchid, served straight up? Of course there's always a creation by an influential bartender that you could try...

 

I think thats exactly what i need, i just cant be trusted to make my own mind up about what i would like to drink, i need to be told damn it!!

 

Infact a unique creation by a professional mixologist would go down a treat just now!

I could muster up a Christian the Slater hot sperm gargle if you're interested?

Tonight, I have been mostly drinking Tanqueray & Tonic.

 

Slightly worse for wear for it. 

 

 

just a bit of methadone.

 

 

That's whit the loons drink near whaur ma bird lives and she gits on at me fir coming hame pissed on lager and jd 

I have a wide selection I believe might be recommended.

 

Ding Ho (made with Tanqueray of course, none of this Gordons crap), or maybe a White Orchid, served straight up? Of course there's always a creation by an influential bartender that you could try...

 

The retard's chat doesn't change much, does it? 

Basically what Mizer is saying is: I'M NOT GAY I DO HETERO STUFF ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

Basically what Mizer is saying is: I'M NOT GAY I DO HETERO STUFF ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

 

 

He drinks Apple Sourz.  And fists sheep.

 

Does 2 count as a bandwagon?

 

That's whit the loons drink near whaur ma bird lives and she gits on at me fir coming hame pissed on lager and jd 

 

Cocktails eh?

 

Flash bastard.

 

No wonder the world's fucked.

 

 

 

 

 

Ah come on now, I could have been enjoying a and

 

No wonder the country is in the state it is, with people drinking vodka and coke! 

 

Had a couple of duty free Beefeaters last night.

Just had a couple of GlenFiddichs to wind down after a back shift.

Just back in from having 8 pints and so far munched through:

 

6 packets McCoy's crisps

1 beef fajita i found in the fridge left over from Friday

2 fruit pancakes

 

Im still hungry but refuse to eat the block of Edam cheese in the fridge although its very tempting. Thank feck im off work the morn.

 

Fat bastard

Just back in from having 8 pints and so far munched through:

 

6 packets McCoy's crisps

1 beef fajita i found in the fridge left over from Friday

2 fruit pancakes

 

Im still hungry but refuse to eat the block of Edam cheese in the fridge although its very tempting. Thank feck im off work the morn.

 

Fuckin hell.

 

You been doing that a lot recently? Thought u were looking a bit chubby on Saturday. 

Maybe you should try stuffing the food in your ears so you can’t hear your flatmate fucking seven shades of shite out of his posh squeeze?

Saturday night was