An AFC limerick thread was started by Radiored (neeps as was) way back in 2019.
Saw mentioned it was missed so bringing it over here. Rico has approved this 😉

 

Here’s the very first limerick from Radiored (the master of the gemme) which was dedicated to Cosgrove

 

A useless big laddie called Sam
Like a ham sannie devoid o' the ham
But at penalty kicks,
Wi a smirk 'tween eez chicks,
made the keeper feel like a right bam

 

And the final offering from Swaddon

The Dons have been battered in Greece
Which fair made me choke on my piece
Our players are sh*te
Yes, you hear me right
Maist of the c*nts are nae eese

The chairman at Pittodrie is Dave,
With the fakest white smile Colgate gave.
But he’s slippery and sly,
And his ego’s so high,
He is digging the club a deep grave.

It's a cup semi final tonight

We'll be looking to give them a fright

Alas, folks, I fear

Nae League Cup this year

Because all our players are shite

Next up it's the Cabbage & Ribs

Or you might just know them as "Hibs"

Our whole team is rotten

And we're going bottom

And this time I'm nae telling fibs