An AFC limerick thread was started by Radiored (neeps as was) way back in 2019.
Saw mentioned it was missed so bringing it over here. Rico has approved this 😉

 

Here’s the very first limerick from Radiored (the master of the gemme) which was dedicated to Cosgrove

 

A useless big laddie called Sam
Like a ham sannie devoid o' the ham
But at penalty kicks,
Wi a smirk 'tween eez chicks,
made the keeper feel like a right bam

 

And the final offering from Swaddon

The Dons have been battered in Greece
Which fair made me choke on my piece
Our players are sh*te
Yes, you hear me right
Maist of the c*nts are nae eese

There once was a boss from St Mirren

Who made the step up to the midden

He now must be thinking

“Just what was I drinking?

These boys keep their talents well hidden”

So now that the season is ower 

Steve needs to get right on the blower

"Dave, gie me some cash 

to sort out this pash

Or I'll tell a'body that you f*cked a whore!"

Our Graeme he started with Dyce

Then joined the Dons not once but twice

We're glad he came home

He's one of our own

And  he may well yet make it thrice?

Now a couple new signings are in

With some other ones put in the bin

Will we see any more

Come through the front door

Cos our squad now is looking gey thin