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[Don Julio]

There once was a Don from Oxford

Our uses of rhyme did applaud 

Our meter much less

He’s yet to confess

His own little ditty was flawed

[OxfordDon]

2 minutes ago, Don Julio said:

There once was a Don from Oxford

Our uses of rhyme did applaud 

Our meter much less

He’s yet to confess

His own little ditty was flawed

Think that might be a whoosh

[Don Julio]

Not the first, won’t be the last

[Radiored]

At the home of the dodgers of soap,
Down a goal and a man, not a hope.
Then a goal by Kenan!
Get it up ya ye fenians!
But alas, twas a slippery slope.

[swaddon]

The top red called Santa has been

He even stopped off at Thelin's

He's been a good boy 

So he gave him a toy

And some Brasso to keep the cup clean

 

[Don Julio]

So now we've said bye to Thelin

Who next for our dear Aberdeen?

A foreign unknown?

Or one of our own?

A puzzle for Lutz Pfannenstein

[Don Julio]

So Celtic have parted with Nancy

Amorim Man U didn't fancy

Our Jimmy's gone hame

Are egos to blame?

Or all three's Pep G sycophancy?

[Elgindon]

Farewell to the gentleman Swede,

Another head honcho we need

We'd all like some goals

Even a shot truth be told

But enough of the making our eyes bleed

 

 

[Radiored]

Once more we gid rid of the boss, 
on the back of an embarrassing loss
Can the next in the job,
make a fist of this mob?
Or subject us to more dismal dross?

[Don Julio]

That's four in a row we've not scored

It feels like our tactics are flawed

With wingers inverted

Our chances deserted

And all of us thoroughly bored

[swaddon]

Now we've progressed in the cup

It could be that we're on the up

The cup's coming hame

Not to Hearts, what a shame

Nae champagne for them to drink up

 

Aye, I ken I've used "up" twice. Deal with it.

[manc_don]

With great big defenders up top

We are setting up shop

No wingers or strikers 

appear to be fighters 

Still, better than harry potters' slop

[swaddon]

I thought all our players were dicks

Until they hit Livi for six

Now they are great

And them I don't hate

Now I don't want to hit them with sticks

[Don Julio]

The referee’s first name was Ross

Whose decisions made me quite cross

Plus VAR took its time

To NOT draw the lines

But we won so who gives a toss?

[swaddon]

The Dandies were battered by Killie 

It's starting to get a bit silly 

If we beat the Tic

Then I'll cut off my dick

So I'm sure I'll be keeping my willy

[manc_don]

That fucking hun, Neil McCann

whom I’m not a fan

tis a cruel twist

they pumped us via fist

Now it’s clear that there’s no plan

[Radiored]

Wi the game called aff v the Vic-Tims
We've time tae work on a system.
New players tae gel,
Our approach v The Well,
should be "heid first an fuckin' get intae 'em'

[swaddon]

"Game aff" is the phrase that they cry

The rain is the main reason why

It's been bucketin' doon

All over the toon

And it won't even stop 'til July

 

[Don Julio]

We have a new presence called Bertie

Who's hoping that Mason gets shirty

Not fond of "homos"

He much prefers crows

When he's in the mood to get flirty

[Bukta Bertie]

6 minutes ago, Don Julio said:

We have a new presence called Bertie

Who's hoping that Mason gets shirty

Not fond of "homos"

He much prefers crows

When he's in the mood to get flirty

Worthy of Teddy Lear himself.