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[Don Julio]

There once was a Don from Oxford

Our uses of rhyme did applaud 

Our meter much less

He’s yet to confess

His own little ditty was flawed

[OxfordDon]

2 minutes ago, Don Julio said:

There once was a Don from Oxford

Our uses of rhyme did applaud 

Our meter much less

He’s yet to confess

His own little ditty was flawed

Think that might be a whoosh

[Don Julio]

Not the first, won’t be the last

[Radiored]

At the home of the dodgers of soap,
Down a goal and a man, not a hope.
Then a goal by Kenan!
Get it up ya ye fenians!
But alas, twas a slippery slope.

[swaddon]

The top red called Santa has been

He even stopped off at Thelin's

He's been a good boy 

So he gave him a toy

And some Brasso to keep the cup clean

 

[Don Julio]

So now we've said bye to Thelin

Who next for our dear Aberdeen?

A foreign unknown?

Or one of our own?

A puzzle for Lutz Pfannenstein

[Don Julio]

So Celtic have parted with Nancy

Amorim Man U didn't fancy

Our Jimmy's gone hame

Are egos to blame?

Or all three's Pep G sycophancy?

[Elgindon]

Farewell to the gentleman Swede,

Another head honcho we need

We'd all like some goals

Even a shot truth be told

But enough of the making our eyes bleed

 

 

[Radiored]

Once more we gid rid of the boss, 
on the back of an embarrassing loss
Can the next in the job,
make a fist of this mob?
Or subject us to more dismal dross?

[Don Julio]

That's four in a row we've not scored

It feels like our tactics are flawed

With wingers inverted

Our chances deserted

And all of us thoroughly bored

[swaddon]

Now we've progressed in the cup

It could be that we're on the up

The cup's coming hame

Not to Hearts, what a shame

Nae champagne for them to drink up

 

Aye, I ken I've used "up" twice. Deal with it.

[manc_don]

With great big defenders up top

We are setting up shop

No wingers or strikers 

appear to be fighters 

Still, better than harry potters' slop

[swaddon]

I thought all our players were dicks

Until they hit Livi for six

Now they are great

And them I don't hate

Now I don't want to hit them with sticks

[Don Julio]

The referee’s first name was Ross

Whose decisions made me quite cross

Plus VAR took its time

To NOT draw the lines

But we won so who gives a toss?

[swaddon]

The Dandies were battered by Killie 

It's starting to get a bit silly 

If we beat the Tic

Then I'll cut off my dick

So I'm sure I'll be keeping my willy

[manc_don]

That fucking hun, Neil McCann

whom I’m not a fan

tis a cruel twist

they pumped us via fist

Now it’s clear that there’s no plan

[Radiored]

Wi the game called aff v the Vic-Tims
We've time tae work on a system.
New players tae gel,
Our approach v The Well,
should be "heid first an fuckin' get intae 'em'