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PM me with your team of 4

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Fatjim

 

Mohammed Karzai

Jalal Talabani

Margaret Thatcher deceased ya fucking dancer I should get double points for this fucking whore

The Queen

 

Ajja

 

George Beverly Shea

Ruby Muhammad

Dolores Hope

Luise Rainer

 

Nellie the don

 

Stephen Hawking

Rush Limbaugh

Denis Healy

Chuck Berry

 

 

The Lurker

 

Michael Winner deceased

Dolly Parton

Rupert Murdoch

Peter O Toole

 

TheChimp

 

Pete Doherty

Guy Roux

Jackie Stallone

Mickey Rooney

 

Drew Peacock

 

Dennis Norden

Robert Mugabe

Billy Graham

 

Robo

Jack Klugman deceased

Muhammed Al Fayed

Jimmy Hill

 

Superstar Tradesman

 

Kirk Douglas

Fidel Castro

Micheal Moore

Ronnie Biggs

 

Mizer

 

Nawaz Sharif

Barron Hilton

Ayad Alawi (Iraqi PM)

Magic Johnson

 

EPK

 

Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

Yitzhak Shamir

Ian Brady

 

Brownybrown

 

Jake Lamotta

Bashar Al Assad

 

Tenementfunster

 

Javier Pérez de Cuéllar

Henry Heimlich

Maureen O'Hara

 

Hebrew

 

Kate McCann

Kylie Minogue

Vladimir Romanov

Prince Philip

 

Cts

 

Sir Geoffrey Howe

Nicholas Parsons OBE

Jimmy Young

Christy O'Conner Snr

 

Monkey

 

Betty Ford

 

Harcus (2008 & 2009 Champion)

 

 

Nancy Reagan

Ariel Sharon

 

Bilbobaggins(2010, 2011 & 2012 sudden death Champion)

 

Anna Wing

 

Minijc

 

Eddie The Eagle

Maddie McCann

Bruce Forsythe (The cunt is dead to me so half a point)

 

Dandyjam

 

Michael Heseltine

Tony Benn

Gerry McNee

 

Penfold

 

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Keith Richards

Jerry Lewis

Al Molinaro

 

Slim

 

Terry Wogan

Trevor McDonald

Bill Tarney (Jack Duckworth)

 

El Padre

 

John Hartson

B B King

Chapman Pincher

 

Leith Red

 

David Rockefeller

Archie Macpherson

FW de Clerk (former SA President)

Frank Williams

 

Baldrick

 

Edwin Morgan

Russell Watson

 

Jagerdeen

 

Johnny Vegas

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Robbie Coltrane

 

Baggy89

 

Lester Piggott

Hulk Hogan

Britney Spears

 

Dave min

 

Brian Wilson

Charlie Allan

Ali Khamenei

 

 

Cowie

 

Pervez Musharraf

Ehud Olmert

Ramzan Kadyrov 

 

Kowalski

 

Eli Wallach

Danny Baker

 

Madbadteacher

 

Hugo Chavez

Percy Sledge

 

Vanderark14

 

Barbara Windsor

George Bush SNR

William Shatner

Ozzy Osbourne

 

boboisared

 

Hugh Heffner

Joanie Laurer

Matthew Pritchard

Pele

 

Snapper

 

Jimmy Carter

Stanley Baxter

Jerry Lewis

Tony Iommi

 

Peterheid Loon

 

Tommy Cannon

Bobby Ball

Terri Irwin (Steve's wife)

Lindsey Lohan

 

10menwent2mow

 

Peter O'Sullivan

 

Scotfree

 

Richard Attenborough

Bobby Charlton

Barry Humphreys

Roger Moore

 

Big Al

 

Alfredo Di Stefano

Pete Burns

Arnold Palmer

 

Aberdeen Ladette

 

Dick Cheney

Kenny Richey

Eileen Derbyshire

 

Stonefish

 

Cilla Black

Trisha Goddard

 

Oxford Don

 

Mikhail Gorbachev

Lawrie Reilly

John Hurt

Salman Rushdie

 

Bringbacklapirastache

 

Shane McGowan

Gary Kasparov

Boris Berezovsky

Tom Sizemore

 

Andrew

 

Shirley Bassey

 

One Bobby Clark

 

Dino de Laurentiis

Ray Bradbury

Robert Downey Jr

 

Sheep_Shagger

 

Graham Crowden

Michael Caine

Christopher Lee

 

Zander

 

 

Paul McCartney

John Greig

 

Octavion

 

James Martin

barry manilow

Clive Swift

 

Mentorred

 

Pope benedict

Sean Connery

Murdo Mcloed

 

 

Smooth

 

Courtney Love

John Goodman

zsa zsa gabor

Steve Tyler

 

ptayles

 

Brian Blessed

Patrick Stewart

Henry Winkler

Pete Townshend

 

RDU_64

 

Nelson Mandela

Chhouk Rin

 

 

Tyrant

 

John Virgo

David Attenborough

Donald Findlay QC

Neil Lennon

 

 

PM me with your team of 4.

 

CD Primera Liga Division 2013

 

Robo 1pt

The Lurker 1pt

Fatjim 1pt

Minijc 0.5pts

Everyone else 0pts

 

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2010/11/12 (sudden death)

 

Bilbobaggins 3pts CHAMPION

Nellie the Don 2pts

RDU_64 2pts

snapper 2pts

Kowalski 2pts

Harcus 2pts

madbadteacher 2pts

Brownybrown 2pts

Minijc 1.5pts

Stonefish 1pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

El Padre 1pt

Zander 1pt

Drew Peacock 1pt

One Bobby Clark 1pt

Monkey 1pt

Dandyjam 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Robo 1pt

Baggy89 1pt

Tenementfunster 1pt

everyone else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2009 finishing table

 

Harcus 3pts

Nellie The Don 2pt

Baldrick_sheep 2pt

Monkey 2pt

Swaddon 1pt

Slim 1 pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

Smooth 1pt

Cowie 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Kowalski 1pt

MarkyMark 1pt

Stonefish 1pt

Ajja 1pt

Bilbobaggins 1pt

EPK 1pt

Octavion 1pt

 

Everybody else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2008 finishing table

Harcus 3pts

Ajja 2pts

Monkey 2pts

Sneckie 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Sheep Shagger 1 pt

One Bobby Clark 1 pt

Leith Red 1pt

Nellie The Don 1pt

Caroline B 1pt

Dave_min 1pt

Everybody else 0pts

13 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

Journalist and news presenter Dermot Murnaghan, gone at 68

Prostate Cancer.

Had issues with my own prostate for a few years now, so gents, if something nae quite right with the water works, get it checked oot.

A finger up the arse, is few folks idea of fun, but nothing to be embarrassed about and likely just old age rather than anything more sinister.

I was referred to see a consultant, and seen within a few weeks, earlier this year and all on the NHS.

This brings an end to this Public Service Broadcast.

I got a camera up the arse a few months back due to a bowel problem. It really wasn't a big deal and once I got used to the sensation it was fascinating to see the interior of my shite pipe. I second what Dbtd says, don't put anything off just cos you're feeling a bit prissy about the process.

I sent away my first scoop after turning 50 this year. No bother at all with a quick turnaround for the result. Just seeing that there’s many folk across the uk not bothering.

If you are dithering, do a big toalie and send the surplus to

Derek McInnes

Ibrox Stadium

150 Edmiston Drive,

Glasgow,

GB G51 2XD

On 11/07/2026 at 12:51, TheDonbytheDee said:

Journalist and news presenter Dermot Murnaghan, gone at 68

Prostate Cancer.

Had issues with my own prostate for a few years now, so gents, if something nae quite right with the water works, get it checked oot.

A finger up the arse, is few folks idea of fun, but nothing to be embarrassed about and likely just old age rather than anything more sinister.

I was referred to see a consultant, and seen within a few weeks, earlier this year and all on the NHS.

This brings an end to this Public Service Broadcast.

In the same boat mate but I ended up having to have a Holep procedure after over two years of issues.

This was a new procedure for my local hospital and the difference in the quality of life for me is like night and day.

Don't hesitate lads, if any symptoms at all get it checked out today, not next week, next month or next year.

Jurassic Park actor Sam Neill aged 78.

1 hour ago, BigAl said:

Jurassic Park actor Sam Neill aged 78.

Ooft. So many great roles 😕

RIP, the dinosaur man.

he was also a big thorn in the current govts ambitions, I’m gutted we’ve lost a great ally. Had been very active of late so it really must have come around quite quickly.

Brenda Fricker, 81.

Oscar-winning actress who was in Casualty, My Left Foot (for which she won the Oscar) and Home Alone 2.

Jennifer Finch from L7. Brain cancer. They were a good thing for women in music.

I was witness to their hygienically questionable reaction to a restless Reading crowd.

19 minutes ago, CurlsLikeTattie said:

Jennifer Finch from L7. Brain cancer. They were a good thing for women in music.

I was witness to their hygienically questionable reaction to a restless Reading crowd.

Remember watching them on The Word and thinking ‘did I just see that?’

Kevin Keegone.

Just now, RicoS321 said:

Kevin Keegone.

Absolutely fucking gutted to hear this.

An absolute footballing hero of mine in the mid to late seventies

RIP Kev

Seemed like a genuinely nice chap and always enthusiastic about the game. Played some lovely football too

At the pearly gates Kevin was overheard saying to St Peter “You can tell him now, we’re still fighting for this afterlife and he’s got to go to Hades and get something. And I’ll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them. Love it.”

7 hours ago, Mason89 said:

Remember watching them on The Word and thinking ‘did I just see that?’

Quite a performance. Nary a Brazilian in site.

Keegan was one of the top players in the original Football Manager games, for the ZX Spectrum.

I guy I know, used to coach a team on young loons in Torry and managed to get them on a trip down to Manchester City, when Keegan managed them. Said he was a gentleman and couldn't have done much more to make them feel welcome. Even fixed it for them to come back down the following season, but was gone by then, but still made sure the trip went ahead.

His Newcastle team in the 90s, was some team and really should have won something.

RIP

8 hours ago, Mason89 said:

Remember watching them on The Word and thinking ‘did I just see that?’

There were quite a few 'did I just see that moments' on the Word, but the L7 show was a real WTF moment.

Hard to believe it was over 30 years ago.

Edited Monday at 17:345 days by TheDonbytheDee

Plas Johnson dead at 94.

I'll be honest, I didn't know the name - but we all know the sax solo from the Pink Panther theme. Classic.

On 10/07/2026 at 10:09, Mason89 said:

Anne Widdicome

A mentalist who spent her life in the wrong job.

78, Libra, Air, Opal

Fuck me, court case revealed she was hit on the head 21 times with a hammer. No matter how evil she was, nobody deserves that! Well, nobody deserves to be murdered in their dining room while eating lunch - but 21 times with  hammer!

And when he saw what he had done, he gave Anne Widdicome twenty one

3 hours ago, CurlsLikeTattie said:

Fuck me, court case revealed she was hit on the head 21 times with a hammer. No matter how evil she was, nobody deserves that! Well, nobody deserves to be murdered in their dining room while eating lunch - but 21 times with  hammer!

How is that calculated?

1 hour ago, RicoS321 said:

How is that calculated?

It's all on video - in through the front door. Whacked her on the head for 2 minutes. Took her wallet and left.

Just now, CurlsLikeTattie said:

It's all on video - in through the front door. Whacked her on the head for 2 minutes. Took her wallet and left.

She had herself under continuous surveillance? Bit weird. Although it does prove the point that surveillance has zero impact on crime. Something I suspect Widdecombe would have disagreed with.

6 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

She had herself under continuous surveillance? Bit weird. Although it does prove the point that surveillance has zero impact on crime. Something I suspect Widdecombe would have disagreed with.

I guess a lot of folks in these paranoid days have home cameras. I have mates who have them all over the place in their house - and nearly every house in our street has a Ring doorbell. I'll stick to taking my chances! Short of using it to see what the cats do when we're out, not a lot of use if someone breaks in and I am 200 miles away!

I feel weird at not having a pop at her dangerous views and beliefs - but out of respect, just this once I'll leave her be.

It’s just such a weird choice. Yes she was a demented harpy who inflicted misery but she was also completely irrelevant now. There were better options with bigger wallets within an easier commute