Starting now

 

 

 

PM me with your team of 4

teams already chosen

 

Fatjim

 

Mohammed Karzai

Jalal Talabani

Margaret Thatcher deceased ya fucking dancer I should get double points for this fucking whore

The Queen

 

Ajja

 

George Beverly Shea

Ruby Muhammad

Dolores Hope

Luise Rainer

 

Nellie the don

 

Stephen Hawking

Rush Limbaugh

Denis Healy

Chuck Berry

 

 

The Lurker

 

Michael Winner deceased

Dolly Parton

Rupert Murdoch

Peter O Toole

 

TheChimp

 

Pete Doherty

Guy Roux

Jackie Stallone

Mickey Rooney

 

Drew Peacock

 

Dennis Norden

Robert Mugabe

Billy Graham

 

Robo

Jack Klugman deceased

Muhammed Al Fayed

Jimmy Hill

 

Superstar Tradesman

 

Kirk Douglas

Fidel Castro

Micheal Moore

Ronnie Biggs

 

Mizer

 

Nawaz Sharif

Barron Hilton

Ayad Alawi (Iraqi PM)

Magic Johnson

 

EPK

 

Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

Yitzhak Shamir

Ian Brady

 

Brownybrown

 

Jake Lamotta

Bashar Al Assad

 

Tenementfunster

 

Javier Pérez de Cuéllar

Henry Heimlich

Maureen O'Hara

 

Hebrew

 

Kate McCann

Kylie Minogue

Vladimir Romanov

Prince Philip

 

Cts

 

Sir Geoffrey Howe

Nicholas Parsons OBE

Jimmy Young

Christy O'Conner Snr

 

Monkey

 

Betty Ford

 

Harcus (2008 & 2009 Champion)

 

 

Nancy Reagan

Ariel Sharon

 

Bilbobaggins(2010, 2011 & 2012 sudden death Champion)

 

Anna Wing

 

Minijc

 

Eddie The Eagle

Maddie McCann

Bruce Forsythe (The cunt is dead to me so half a point)

 

Dandyjam

 

Michael Heseltine

Tony Benn

Gerry McNee

 

Penfold

 

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Keith Richards

Jerry Lewis

Al Molinaro

 

Slim

 

Terry Wogan

Trevor McDonald

Bill Tarney (Jack Duckworth)

 

El Padre

 

John Hartson

B B King

Chapman Pincher

 

Leith Red

 

David Rockefeller

Archie Macpherson

FW de Clerk (former SA President)

Frank Williams

 

Baldrick

 

Edwin Morgan

Russell Watson

 

Jagerdeen

 

Johnny Vegas

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Robbie Coltrane

 

Baggy89

 

Lester Piggott

Hulk Hogan

Britney Spears

 

Dave min

 

Brian Wilson

Charlie Allan

Ali Khamenei

 

 

Cowie

 

Pervez Musharraf

Ehud Olmert

Ramzan Kadyrov 

 

Kowalski

 

Eli Wallach

Danny Baker

 

Madbadteacher

 

Hugo Chavez

Percy Sledge

 

Vanderark14

 

Barbara Windsor

George Bush SNR

William Shatner

Ozzy Osbourne

 

boboisared

 

Hugh Heffner

Joanie Laurer

Matthew Pritchard

Pele

 

Snapper

 

Jimmy Carter

Stanley Baxter

Jerry Lewis

Tony Iommi

 

Peterheid Loon

 

Tommy Cannon

Bobby Ball

Terri Irwin (Steve's wife)

Lindsey Lohan

 

10menwent2mow

 

Peter O'Sullivan

 

Scotfree

 

Richard Attenborough

Bobby Charlton

Barry Humphreys

Roger Moore

 

Big Al

 

Alfredo Di Stefano

Pete Burns

Arnold Palmer

 

Aberdeen Ladette

 

Dick Cheney

Kenny Richey

Eileen Derbyshire

 

Stonefish

 

Cilla Black

Trisha Goddard

 

Oxford Don

 

Mikhail Gorbachev

Lawrie Reilly

John Hurt

Salman Rushdie

 

Bringbacklapirastache

 

Shane McGowan

Gary Kasparov

Boris Berezovsky

Tom Sizemore

 

Andrew

 

Shirley Bassey

 

One Bobby Clark

 

Dino de Laurentiis

Ray Bradbury

Robert Downey Jr

 

Sheep_Shagger

 

Graham Crowden

Michael Caine

Christopher Lee

 

Zander

 

 

Paul McCartney

John Greig

 

Octavion

 

James Martin

barry manilow

Clive Swift

 

Mentorred

 

Pope benedict

Sean Connery

Murdo Mcloed

 

 

Smooth

 

Courtney Love

John Goodman

zsa zsa gabor

Steve Tyler

 

ptayles

 

Brian Blessed

Patrick Stewart

Henry Winkler

Pete Townshend

 

RDU_64

 

Nelson Mandela

Chhouk Rin

 

 

Tyrant

 

John Virgo

David Attenborough

Donald Findlay QC

Neil Lennon

 

 

PM me with your team of 4.

 

CD Primera Liga Division 2013

 

Robo 1pt

The Lurker 1pt

Fatjim 1pt

Minijc 0.5pts

Everyone else 0pts

 

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2010/11/12 (sudden death)

 

Bilbobaggins 3pts CHAMPION

Nellie the Don 2pts

RDU_64 2pts

snapper 2pts

Kowalski 2pts

Harcus 2pts

madbadteacher 2pts

Brownybrown 2pts

Minijc 1.5pts

Stonefish 1pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

El Padre 1pt

Zander 1pt

Drew Peacock 1pt

One Bobby Clark 1pt

Monkey 1pt

Dandyjam 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Robo 1pt

Baggy89 1pt

Tenementfunster 1pt

everyone else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2009 finishing table

 

Harcus 3pts

Nellie The Don 2pt

Baldrick_sheep 2pt

Monkey 2pt

Swaddon 1pt

Slim 1 pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

Smooth 1pt

Cowie 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Kowalski 1pt

MarkyMark 1pt

Stonefish 1pt

Ajja 1pt

Bilbobaggins 1pt

EPK 1pt

Octavion 1pt

 

Everybody else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2008 finishing table

Harcus 3pts

Ajja 2pts

Monkey 2pts

Sneckie 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Sheep Shagger 1 pt

One Bobby Clark 1 pt

Leith Red 1pt

Nellie The Don 1pt

Caroline B 1pt

Dave_min 1pt

Everybody else 0pts

damn, I've got the wrong former Aberdeen manager

 

I didn't, 1 point to me!

 

RIP Jimmy Bonthrone, a true gentleman

 

Kowalski has brought in Morgan Tsvangirai for Norman Tebbit

 

I feel a bit guilty about that one, but sadly its a reasonable shout.

Orcadia has transferred Bob Barker out and Paul Newman in.

 

Followed by the signings of Tony Snow & Ali Hassan Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti (chemical ali) freeing BB King and Jim Bardon.

 

 

You're allowed to sign someone that's going to be executed? 

You are one sick bitch. 

 

 

Moi?!!, 

Jack Sudgen is brown bread, anyone have him?

Oi FJ, take your dick out of your brother's arse and check who EPK has...

BTW Mizer should lose Maddie McCann, she isna a celeb.

BTW Mizer should lose Maddie McCann, she isna a celeb.

 

The Daily Mail and Daily Express would suggest otherwise.

The Daily Mail and Daily Express would suggest otherwise.

Wrong, they go on about her useless cuntting parents as if they were celebs.

 

ALso don;t always believe what is in the paper, son.

your bait is awful MJ.

Wrong, they go on about her useless cuntting parents as if they were celebs.

 

ALso don;t always believe what is in the paper, son.

 

Poor patter. 

your bait is awful MJ.

 

His bate is well and trulie offall.

minijc tried to sign maddie the other day but I knocked him back because she is under contract with Mizer.

 

 

 

 

apparently two people having the same celeb isn't a problem if your last name is Miles 

So what has maddie done to become a celeb?

A little more tasty, but still can't see too many nibbles with that one.

A little more tasty, but still can't see too many nibbles with that one.

 

Maybe if he served it with chips . . . . .

FJ,

 

Ajja will have to punt Oscar Niemeyer as I already have him.

Ajja

 

in

Claude Levi-Strauss

Oscar Niemeyer

 

out

Aierl Sharon

Art Linkletter

 

:lolabove: :lolabove:                 :lolabove: :lolabove:

 

Ha fucking ha motherdeadfucker 

Phew that spelling mistake is ok because I actually just copied and pasted what ajja had written.

 

Nice one.

 

 

Sorry about my dodgy transfer dealings  I just assumed such obscure names wouldn't be taken. I forgot there were people playing to win now  I''l hang on to Sharon and Linkletter for the time being. In the meantime can I just remind people of this:

 

CD Primera Liga Division

Ajja 2pts

Sneckie 1pt

Harcus 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Everybody else 0pts

 

:finger:

I think I shall give up Madeline McCann, just to think of someone else....

I may have to start a campaign to claim Sharon is dead. He has been 'kept alive' for years now. Surely the Isreali government are just masking his death for political reasons ?

Maddie McCann in for Amy Winehouse please.

Madelaine McCann is already dead.

Madelaine McCann is already dead.

She's in a cellar