Starting now

 

 

 

PM me with your team of 4

teams already chosen

 

Fatjim

 

Mohammed Karzai

Jalal Talabani

Margaret Thatcher deceased ya fucking dancer I should get double points for this fucking whore

The Queen

 

Ajja

 

George Beverly Shea

Ruby Muhammad

Dolores Hope

Luise Rainer

 

Nellie the don

 

Stephen Hawking

Rush Limbaugh

Denis Healy

Chuck Berry

 

 

The Lurker

 

Michael Winner deceased

Dolly Parton

Rupert Murdoch

Peter O Toole

 

TheChimp

 

Pete Doherty

Guy Roux

Jackie Stallone

Mickey Rooney

 

Drew Peacock

 

Dennis Norden

Robert Mugabe

Billy Graham

 

Robo

Jack Klugman deceased

Muhammed Al Fayed

Jimmy Hill

 

Superstar Tradesman

 

Kirk Douglas

Fidel Castro

Micheal Moore

Ronnie Biggs

 

Mizer

 

Nawaz Sharif

Barron Hilton

Ayad Alawi (Iraqi PM)

Magic Johnson

 

EPK

 

Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

Yitzhak Shamir

Ian Brady

 

Brownybrown

 

Jake Lamotta

Bashar Al Assad

 

Tenementfunster

 

Javier Pérez de Cuéllar

Henry Heimlich

Maureen O'Hara

 

Hebrew

 

Kate McCann

Kylie Minogue

Vladimir Romanov

Prince Philip

 

Cts

 

Sir Geoffrey Howe

Nicholas Parsons OBE

Jimmy Young

Christy O'Conner Snr

 

Monkey

 

Betty Ford

 

Harcus (2008 & 2009 Champion)

 

 

Nancy Reagan

Ariel Sharon

 

Bilbobaggins(2010, 2011 & 2012 sudden death Champion)

 

Anna Wing

 

Minijc

 

Eddie The Eagle

Maddie McCann

Bruce Forsythe (The cunt is dead to me so half a point)

 

Dandyjam

 

Michael Heseltine

Tony Benn

Gerry McNee

 

Penfold

 

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Keith Richards

Jerry Lewis

Al Molinaro

 

Slim

 

Terry Wogan

Trevor McDonald

Bill Tarney (Jack Duckworth)

 

El Padre

 

John Hartson

B B King

Chapman Pincher

 

Leith Red

 

David Rockefeller

Archie Macpherson

FW de Clerk (former SA President)

Frank Williams

 

Baldrick

 

Edwin Morgan

Russell Watson

 

Jagerdeen

 

Johnny Vegas

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Robbie Coltrane

 

Baggy89

 

Lester Piggott

Hulk Hogan

Britney Spears

 

Dave min

 

Brian Wilson

Charlie Allan

Ali Khamenei

 

 

Cowie

 

Pervez Musharraf

Ehud Olmert

Ramzan Kadyrov 

 

Kowalski

 

Eli Wallach

Danny Baker

 

Madbadteacher

 

Hugo Chavez

Percy Sledge

 

Vanderark14

 

Barbara Windsor

George Bush SNR

William Shatner

Ozzy Osbourne

 

boboisared

 

Hugh Heffner

Joanie Laurer

Matthew Pritchard

Pele

 

Snapper

 

Jimmy Carter

Stanley Baxter

Jerry Lewis

Tony Iommi

 

Peterheid Loon

 

Tommy Cannon

Bobby Ball

Terri Irwin (Steve's wife)

Lindsey Lohan

 

10menwent2mow

 

Peter O'Sullivan

 

Scotfree

 

Richard Attenborough

Bobby Charlton

Barry Humphreys

Roger Moore

 

Big Al

 

Alfredo Di Stefano

Pete Burns

Arnold Palmer

 

Aberdeen Ladette

 

Dick Cheney

Kenny Richey

Eileen Derbyshire

 

Stonefish

 

Cilla Black

Trisha Goddard

 

Oxford Don

 

Mikhail Gorbachev

Lawrie Reilly

John Hurt

Salman Rushdie

 

Bringbacklapirastache

 

Shane McGowan

Gary Kasparov

Boris Berezovsky

Tom Sizemore

 

Andrew

 

Shirley Bassey

 

One Bobby Clark

 

Dino de Laurentiis

Ray Bradbury

Robert Downey Jr

 

Sheep_Shagger

 

Graham Crowden

Michael Caine

Christopher Lee

 

Zander

 

 

Paul McCartney

John Greig

 

Octavion

 

James Martin

barry manilow

Clive Swift

 

Mentorred

 

Pope benedict

Sean Connery

Murdo Mcloed

 

 

Smooth

 

Courtney Love

John Goodman

zsa zsa gabor

Steve Tyler

 

ptayles

 

Brian Blessed

Patrick Stewart

Henry Winkler

Pete Townshend

 

RDU_64

 

Nelson Mandela

Chhouk Rin

 

 

Tyrant

 

John Virgo

David Attenborough

Donald Findlay QC

Neil Lennon

 

 

PM me with your team of 4.

 

CD Primera Liga Division 2013

 

Robo 1pt

The Lurker 1pt

Fatjim 1pt

Minijc 0.5pts

Everyone else 0pts

 

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2010/11/12 (sudden death)

 

Bilbobaggins 3pts CHAMPION

Nellie the Don 2pts

RDU_64 2pts

snapper 2pts

Kowalski 2pts

Harcus 2pts

madbadteacher 2pts

Brownybrown 2pts

Minijc 1.5pts

Stonefish 1pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

El Padre 1pt

Zander 1pt

Drew Peacock 1pt

One Bobby Clark 1pt

Monkey 1pt

Dandyjam 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Robo 1pt

Baggy89 1pt

Tenementfunster 1pt

everyone else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2009 finishing table

 

Harcus 3pts

Nellie The Don 2pt

Baldrick_sheep 2pt

Monkey 2pt

Swaddon 1pt

Slim 1 pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

Smooth 1pt

Cowie 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Kowalski 1pt

MarkyMark 1pt

Stonefish 1pt

Ajja 1pt

Bilbobaggins 1pt

EPK 1pt

Octavion 1pt

 

Everybody else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2008 finishing table

Harcus 3pts

Ajja 2pts

Monkey 2pts

Sneckie 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Sheep Shagger 1 pt

One Bobby Clark 1 pt

Leith Red 1pt

Nellie The Don 1pt

Caroline B 1pt

Dave_min 1pt

Everybody else 0pts

No century break for him then.

Anyone have Alex Higgings?

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/8852020.stm

 

Bugger it. I transfered him out last window 

Bugger it. I transfered him out last window 

 

You transferred out a guy who has had throat cancer for more than a decade 

You transferred out a guy who has had throat cancer for more than a decade 

 

I didn't know you could transfer folk out for that long. 

You've missed an absolute sitter there Nellie.

 

 

You've missed an absolute sitter there Nellie.

 

 

Due to an inclination to tinker and change things just for the sake of it.

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor anyone ?

I'll have Michael Douglas. 

Zsa Zsa Gabor anyone ?

 

yip - can't believe she's hanging on!!

point for young Andrew.

 

Actress Gloria Stuart, who played an elderly shipwreck survivor in the film Titanic, has died at the age of 100.

 

The blonde actress appeared in several films during the 1930s, before retiring from acting in 1946.

 

Stuart resumed acting in later years and at 87 became the oldest actor ever to be nominated for an Oscar for her performance as Rose Calvert, a 101-year-old Titanic survivor.

 

Stuart died in her sleep in her Los Angeles home, her family said.

 

The native Californian also starred in The Invisible Man and two Shirley Temple movies.

 

Stuart, who studied drama and philosophy in college, helped found the Screen Actors Guild, a trade union that represents actors.

 

She was under contract with Universal Studios and 20th Century in the 1930s.

 

The Hollywood veteran was diagnosed with breast cancer about five years ago, but survived the disease.

 

"She just paid no attention to illness. She was a very strong woman and had other fish to fry," Stuart's daughter, Sylvia Thompson, said.

 

Titanic became the world's highest-grossing movie of all time in 1997, until the movie Avatar claimed the title in 2009.

Snapper hits the back of the net:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11443271

 

85 is a good innings for somebody who drank like a fish.

My wife looked a bit puzzled when I saw the headline last night and said, "Oh cool, Tony Curtis has died"

 

I got a bit excited last week when Jimmy carter was taken into hospital, turned out to be nothing too serious.  Still plenty of time though.

Kowalski scores:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11473192

Albania will be in mourning for a week

Norman Wisdom was a comedy genius and will be sadly missed.

Tributes have been paid to agony aunt Claire Rayner, who has died at the age of 79.

 

She told her relatives she wanted her last words to be: "Tell David Cameron that if he screws up my beloved NHS I'll come back and bloody haunt him."

 

She worked for the Sun, Sunday Mirror and Woman's Own and was named medical journalist of the year in 1987. She also wrote a string of novels.

 

In May she had intestinal surgery but had remained poorly.

 

She died in hospital near her home in Harrow, north-west London.

 

Mrs Rayner, who had three children - Amanda, Adam and restaurant critic Jay - will have a humanist funeral for family and close friends.

 

A former nurse and midwife, for many years she was also president of the Patients Association.

 

She was diagnosed with breast cancer at 70, but beat the illness. In 2006 she wrote about her experience on the BBC News website.

Claire Rayner Claire Rayner was one of the pioneers of promoting safe sex

 

Her husband of 53 years, Des Rayner, said: "I have lost my best friend and my soulmate. I am immensely proud of her."

 

Mr Rayner, who was also her agent and manager, said: "Through her work she helped hundreds of thousands of people and doubtless, by talking frankly about the importance of safe sex in the 80s when almost nobody else would discuss it, helped to save thousands of lives.

 

"Right up until her death she was being consulted by both politicians and the medical profession about the best way to provide the health services the nation deserved and nothing mattered to her more than that. Her death leaves a vacancy which will not be filled."

 

In 1996 she was awarded the OBE for "services to women's issues and health issues".

 

She was involved with 50 charities, and was a member of the Prime Minister's Commission on Nursing and the last government's Royal Commission on the Care of the Elderly.

 

Her no-nonsense manner led to the BBC employing her to demonstrate how to put on a condom and she was one of the first people used by advertisers to promote sanitary towels.

 

Born into a Jewish family, she later became president of the British Humanist Association, whose chief executive, Andrew Copson, said: "Claire Rayner found meaning and inspiration in living and the enjoyment of life, in trying to fulfil her potential, and in the wonders of nature and the marvels of the cosmos.

 

"She was a remarkable woman with broad interests and deep sympathies who lived an exemplary humanist life and we all feel lucky to have known her and to have had her support for so many enjoyable years."

 

The chief executive of the Patients' Assocation, Katherine Murphy, expressed her "deep sadness" at the news and added: "For almost 30 years Claire has devoted so much of her time and energy to championing patients' issues. She was a figurehead and inspiration to us all."

 

Her close friend, Baroness Helena Kennedy, said: "She was an extraordinary woman - passionate, committed, warm and exuberant. The key thing about Claire was that she was a campaigner to her toes - her mission was to improve the lot of others and she did it with great humility and common sense."

agony aunt Claire Rayner, who has died at the age of 79.

 

Aw fuck, I wrote her a letter last week over my anguish that none of you cunts care for Aberdeen FC anymore. 

That's OK, I'm sending you my pamphlet - "Feeling like you're the only cunt who gives a shit anymore?" as well as "My guide to starting a revolution at boardroom level."

He shoots, he scores.

My condolences to his family. RIP...the net.

Another one bites the dust:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11578530

 

Anyone have him?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11579988

 

Bunting at the ready...

 

Did anyone have Stuart Cable?  Apparently he choked on his own vomit.

Did anyone have Stuart Cable?  Apparently he choked on his own vomit.

 

How did you find that out? Do you know him or something?....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11649909

 

anyone see that coming?