Starting now

 

 

 

PM me with your team of 4

teams already chosen

 

Fatjim

 

Mohammed Karzai

Jalal Talabani

Margaret Thatcher deceased ya fucking dancer I should get double points for this fucking whore

The Queen

 

Ajja

 

George Beverly Shea

Ruby Muhammad

Dolores Hope

Luise Rainer

 

Nellie the don

 

Stephen Hawking

Rush Limbaugh

Denis Healy

Chuck Berry

 

 

The Lurker

 

Michael Winner deceased

Dolly Parton

Rupert Murdoch

Peter O Toole

 

TheChimp

 

Pete Doherty

Guy Roux

Jackie Stallone

Mickey Rooney

 

Drew Peacock

 

Dennis Norden

Robert Mugabe

Billy Graham

 

Robo

Jack Klugman deceased

Muhammed Al Fayed

Jimmy Hill

 

Superstar Tradesman

 

Kirk Douglas

Fidel Castro

Micheal Moore

Ronnie Biggs

 

Mizer

 

Nawaz Sharif

Barron Hilton

Ayad Alawi (Iraqi PM)

Magic Johnson

 

EPK

 

Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

Yitzhak Shamir

Ian Brady

 

Brownybrown

 

Jake Lamotta

Bashar Al Assad

 

Tenementfunster

 

Javier Pérez de Cuéllar

Henry Heimlich

Maureen O'Hara

 

Hebrew

 

Kate McCann

Kylie Minogue

Vladimir Romanov

Prince Philip

 

Cts

 

Sir Geoffrey Howe

Nicholas Parsons OBE

Jimmy Young

Christy O'Conner Snr

 

Monkey

 

Betty Ford

 

Harcus (2008 & 2009 Champion)

 

 

Nancy Reagan

Ariel Sharon

 

Bilbobaggins(2010, 2011 & 2012 sudden death Champion)

 

Anna Wing

 

Minijc

 

Eddie The Eagle

Maddie McCann

Bruce Forsythe (The cunt is dead to me so half a point)

 

Dandyjam

 

Michael Heseltine

Tony Benn

Gerry McNee

 

Penfold

 

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Keith Richards

Jerry Lewis

Al Molinaro

 

Slim

 

Terry Wogan

Trevor McDonald

Bill Tarney (Jack Duckworth)

 

El Padre

 

John Hartson

B B King

Chapman Pincher

 

Leith Red

 

David Rockefeller

Archie Macpherson

FW de Clerk (former SA President)

Frank Williams

 

Baldrick

 

Edwin Morgan

Russell Watson

 

Jagerdeen

 

Johnny Vegas

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Robbie Coltrane

 

Baggy89

 

Lester Piggott

Hulk Hogan

Britney Spears

 

Dave min

 

Brian Wilson

Charlie Allan

Ali Khamenei

 

 

Cowie

 

Pervez Musharraf

Ehud Olmert

Ramzan Kadyrov 

 

Kowalski

 

Eli Wallach

Danny Baker

 

Madbadteacher

 

Hugo Chavez

Percy Sledge

 

Vanderark14

 

Barbara Windsor

George Bush SNR

William Shatner

Ozzy Osbourne

 

boboisared

 

Hugh Heffner

Joanie Laurer

Matthew Pritchard

Pele

 

Snapper

 

Jimmy Carter

Stanley Baxter

Jerry Lewis

Tony Iommi

 

Peterheid Loon

 

Tommy Cannon

Bobby Ball

Terri Irwin (Steve's wife)

Lindsey Lohan

 

10menwent2mow

 

Peter O'Sullivan

 

Scotfree

 

Richard Attenborough

Bobby Charlton

Barry Humphreys

Roger Moore

 

Big Al

 

Alfredo Di Stefano

Pete Burns

Arnold Palmer

 

Aberdeen Ladette

 

Dick Cheney

Kenny Richey

Eileen Derbyshire

 

Stonefish

 

Cilla Black

Trisha Goddard

 

Oxford Don

 

Mikhail Gorbachev

Lawrie Reilly

John Hurt

Salman Rushdie

 

Bringbacklapirastache

 

Shane McGowan

Gary Kasparov

Boris Berezovsky

Tom Sizemore

 

Andrew

 

Shirley Bassey

 

One Bobby Clark

 

Dino de Laurentiis

Ray Bradbury

Robert Downey Jr

 

Sheep_Shagger

 

Graham Crowden

Michael Caine

Christopher Lee

 

Zander

 

 

Paul McCartney

John Greig

 

Octavion

 

James Martin

barry manilow

Clive Swift

 

Mentorred

 

Pope benedict

Sean Connery

Murdo Mcloed

 

 

Smooth

 

Courtney Love

John Goodman

zsa zsa gabor

Steve Tyler

 

ptayles

 

Brian Blessed

Patrick Stewart

Henry Winkler

Pete Townshend

 

RDU_64

 

Nelson Mandela

Chhouk Rin

 

 

Tyrant

 

John Virgo

David Attenborough

Donald Findlay QC

Neil Lennon

 

 

PM me with your team of 4.

 

CD Primera Liga Division 2013

 

Robo 1pt

The Lurker 1pt

Fatjim 1pt

Minijc 0.5pts

Everyone else 0pts

 

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2010/11/12 (sudden death)

 

Bilbobaggins 3pts CHAMPION

Nellie the Don 2pts

RDU_64 2pts

snapper 2pts

Kowalski 2pts

Harcus 2pts

madbadteacher 2pts

Brownybrown 2pts

Minijc 1.5pts

Stonefish 1pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

El Padre 1pt

Zander 1pt

Drew Peacock 1pt

One Bobby Clark 1pt

Monkey 1pt

Dandyjam 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Robo 1pt

Baggy89 1pt

Tenementfunster 1pt

everyone else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2009 finishing table

 

Harcus 3pts

Nellie The Don 2pt

Baldrick_sheep 2pt

Monkey 2pt

Swaddon 1pt

Slim 1 pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

Smooth 1pt

Cowie 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Kowalski 1pt

MarkyMark 1pt

Stonefish 1pt

Ajja 1pt

Bilbobaggins 1pt

EPK 1pt

Octavion 1pt

 

Everybody else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2008 finishing table

Harcus 3pts

Ajja 2pts

Monkey 2pts

Sneckie 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Sheep Shagger 1 pt

One Bobby Clark 1 pt

Leith Red 1pt

Nellie The Don 1pt

Caroline B 1pt

Dave_min 1pt

Everybody else 0pts

She's been served.

Is Harcus killing all his picks himself?

Is Harcus killing all his picks himself?

 

 

It'll be Sir Harcus soon, for services to Celeb' Death League.  Other managers might try the mind games, but while we all talk the talk in here he's busy doing the business in the dugout.  He seems to be a great motivator.

Either that or he's got the Grim Reapers mobile number...

Good work Harcus. Starting the new season the way you finished the last 

 

We should really introduce our candidates, out of respect like  Here's mine:

 

 

George Beverly Shea - Some bible thumping tenor involved with Billy Graham, just turned 100 but probably lived a life of christian goodness so will live to 110!

 

 

 

Susan Atkins - part of the Manson family, in the slammer and dying of cancer. Had 'weeks to live' in May 2008 

 

 

Mr apple. Diagnosed with pancreatic cancer but has undergone successful treatment apparently. Rumours still rife that he has taken out a deposit on the farm.

 

 

 

Ruby Muhammad - Mother of the nation of Islam. 102 and still breathing.

 

 

Hmph. Anyone would think Harcus was the only person to have scored in Celeb Deaths this season. 

 

As for my remaining three, here's a look at them:

 

 

Sir Norman Wisdom, actor famous for falling over a lot, and huge in Albania.

 

 

'Whispering' Ted Lowe, former snooker commentator.

 

 

Coronation Street veteran Betty Driver AKA Betty Turpin.

Henry Allingham

 

Britain's oldest living man at 112.

 

 

Gloria Stuart

 

Girl in the titanic movie at the start. She is 96.

 

 

Shirley Bassey

 

I choose my list just after she went into hospital. She came out fine though. 

 

 

Tomoji Tanabe

Oldest living man at the age of 113.

 

 

Ted Kennedy

Youngest brother of JFK and RFK, aged 77.

Has a brain tumor.

 

 

Michael Foot

Former leader of the Labour Party, aged 95.

I'm amazed he's still alive!

 

 

Herbert Lom

Actor, most notable as Clouseau's boss in the original Pink Panther films, aged 91.

 

 

Eli Wallach

Actor, was great in The Good The Bad & The Ugly, aged 92.

Hmph. Anyone would think Harcus was the only person to have scored in Celeb Deaths this season. 

 

 

 

You set a good early pace, but your squad will need to keep it going over the rest of the season. 

 

My remaining three.

 

Vaclav Havel - former Czech PM and author/playwright.

 

Peter MacBeth - Bassist for The Foundations (of Build Me Up Buttercup fame). Currently serving six years for child abuse. Also terminally ill (cancer of the larynx).

 

Chemical Ali - Minister in Saddam Hussein's government, also his first cousin. Currently awaiting execution, having been sentenced to hang for a variety of crimes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Choosing the world's oldest people Andrew - not cool. 

You set a good early pace, but your squad will need to keep it going over the rest of the season. 

 

I'm confident my squad is good enough to cope with the challenge this season.

It seems Morgan Tsvangirai has been involved in a "car crash" in Zimbabwe, and his wife has died.

I took Tsvangirai out of my team in January.

 

Crash sounds suspicious though! 

Ali Bongo died today 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7931251.stm

Ali Bongo died today 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7931251.stm

 

Now you see him....

Now you see him....

Oh no he di'int!!

Didn't somebody have former Eastender Wendy Richards who popped her clogs no long ago?

You set a good early pace, but your squad will need to keep it going over the rest of the season. 

 

 

The more balanced squads will see success. You need to have quality all over the park, a solid back line of ageing wrinklies, a strong midfield of terminal illness and if you can get that all important death row striker then you are in with a shot at the title. Of course there can be those surprise packages in the squad, impact players if you like.

Didn't somebody have former Eastender Wendy Richards who popped her clogs no long ago?

 

Aye, Harcus. The Jose Mourinho of Celebrity Deaths. 

I really have been delighted with the impact Richards has made. I was delighted to sign her in the first place, and she really has lived up to the high expectations I expect at my club.

Anybody have that dude from Runrig ? Malcolm Jones. He collapsed at Waverley station in Edinburgh on Sunday. He manage to avoid the electric rails although I'm sure he would have been right at home with a few shocking tracks.

Unlucky Harcus...

 

 

No death sentence

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7937034.stm

 

If I'm not mistaken, he may have been jailed for this, but has received two death sentences for various other crimes. However, I'm not really happy with his contribution to the squad. He came with a big reputation and the potential to be great, but hasn't lived up to that as yet.

If I'm not mistaken, he may have been jailed for this, but has received two death sentences for various other crimes. However, I'm not really happy with his contribution to the squad. He came with a big reputation and the potential to be great, but hasn't lived up to that as yet.

Should have just picked Paul Bernard.

If I'm not mistaken, he may have been jailed for this, but has received two death sentences for various other crimes. However, I'm not really happy with his contribution to the squad. He came with a big reputation and the potential to be great, but hasn't lived up to that as yet.

 

Same for me with Susan Atkins. The bitch had weeks to live in July 2008 

Don't you just wish the players would do their talking on the pitch and not to the media.

 

Jade Goody close to death

Jade’s family prepare for the end

Published: 16/03/2009

 

 

DYING: Jade Goody’s health is getting worse.

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JADE Goody’s family were today readying themselves for the end after the cancer-stricken star deteriorated over the weekend.

 

“She has put her house in order and faced up to everything in an incredibly brave way,†her friend and publicist Max Clifford said.

 

“Now we’re waiting for the inevitable, it could be at any time, we just don’t know.â€

 

Yesterday, Jade was visited at her home in Upshire, Essex, by her young sons, Bobby, 5, and Freddy, 4.

 

Although Jade was under sedation and spent much of the last two days sleeping, she smiled when she saw her children and was “briefly conscious†of their presence, according to Mr Clifford.

 

Goody’s mother Jackiey Budden and husband Jack Tweed were also at her bedside.

 

The family had been hoping for friends and loved ones to visit but the 27-year-old was not well enough.

 

Goody has reportedly told her sons, who are staying with their television presenter father, Jeff Brazier, she will soon be in heaven.

 

 

A stunning hatrick for roosterbooster?

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2320882.ece