Have there been any players since 1989 in our ranks who`ve had a nickname with the letter P?  It`s just for a new story I`m writing.

Penis........I hear a player being called that every other week.

Craig 'Poofy' Brewster?

most of them are pish every other week so yes

Pillock - Derek Young

Ponce - Lee Miller

Prick - Ritchie Byrne

Pervert - Clark

Prat - langfield

 

Mackie has been nicknamed 'pish'.

pointless

 

pathetic

 

pitiful

 

pish poor

 

 

 

 

pointless

 

pathetic

 

pitiful

 

pish poor

 

 

 

 

 

1. Pish

 

2. Poof

 

3. Pants

 

4. Pathetic

 

5. Prick

 

6. Pansy

 

7. Pumped

 

8. Pillock

 

9. Paedo

 

10. Ponce

 

11. Penis

 

Manager - Prat

 

1. Pish

 

2. Poof

 

3. Pants

 

4. Pathetic

 

5. Prick

 

6. Pansy

 

7. Pumped

 

8. Pillock

 

9. Paedo

 

10. Ponce

 

11. Penis

 

Manager - Prat

 

Next week's starting XI should be made to wear those names on the backs of their shirts as punishment. Then line them up in front of the stand and provide the crowd with rotten fruit and veg to chuck at them.