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This page will get you started, but you can spend hours reading this site  :thumbsup: :o

 

 

 

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/average-male-girth?cid=OB-_-WH-_-ARR

Why does she have to look so vacuous?

 

And I can hardly thinking that stilettos would be comfortable in bed, nor very practical actually.

Extremely practical sir, they make for excellent hunnels.

LOL, good stuff mr scientist 

2 players booked before the abandoment, do those cards get rescinded?

Pretty sure they don't.

It can't be that fabulous if you couldn't be arsed with it.

 

Trust me, "fans" who know the game are more valuable than those who don't.

I cant be arsed with the London game, it's garbage as I thought I explained.

 

I know the game, followed it avidly since 1983.

There's that many yanks in Britain who make it viable?

 

Why would a Brit give a fuck about a sport he's never played or never will?

 

Ok the once to see what the fuss is about I guess but I'm amazed they can sell seats for this.

Fabulous sport. If having played a sport was the only way to appreciate or follow one, there'd be a lot of poorly followed sports.

 

However, the London pish is just that. Finally went to one last year, Raiders v Dolphins wi ma loon. It was dreadful, instead of home v away, it's full of fans from every team, atmosphere was horrendous, not helped by a blow-out fins win. By early fourth quarter there was a low hum round the stadium, which was simply folk chatting. We left with ages still to go. Would never go back to a London game.

 

And dinna get me started on this London franchise pish, what a farce that will be. Fans come from all over the country to watch the wembley events. Will they do that for the "Cockney Wankers" team? I have my doubts, and then can London support a team by itself?

 

Learn to do it properly and you won't get lockjaw. They'll be grateful that you made them come. 

i guess i'm one of the lucky ones then, and she's no complaints 

back oot. 20 minutes behind now

After that pish on Saturday, really couldnt be arsed tonight. Thank fuck, be there till midnight

Aye had the pleasure of a brief chat a few weeks back when he was in my local. Just a normal bloke like you and me.

Nae for the Dons, but for a worthy cause

 

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/George-Yule

Not true. The occasional lassie with good personal hygiene will always have a rotten fud.

 

Fortunately they aren't too common.

Well ok, the occasional, but in general, wash their crack and it'll be eminently lickable for as long as yer jaw can stand it 

Who is that with Rocket ?

Very generous odds

Got some free bets sitting in a couple of online accounts that need to be used.

bet365

 

generally 7/1 & 6/1

Agree.

 

Jack's biggest attribute is that he rarely passes the ball to the opposition in a league where most teams can't string 3 or 4 passes together. He also makes himself available more often than most before invariably making a short nothing ball to a team mate.

 

I expect a quality midfielder to have some requisite skills (other than not fucking up) including making telling passes, creating goals, reading and intercepting opposition moves and throwing in a goal now and again. I expect a captain to lead by example and show hunger, desire and fight, qualities Jack simply doesn't have.

 

A total waste of space despite early promise. Another talent totally mismanaged.

All of this.

 

Saturday the most inexplicable yet.

 

I have concluded, the only reason for this must play when fit scenario, it is in his contract. What other explanation can there be?

nivir

 

jesus fuck lads

 

 

Everybody loves  Debra!

It's an aye, but a hint here of her fault - dumbo lugs 

 

Still, be able to keep her steady with those handles 

I will be 4 years fagless .

*titter* 

SO DO FANNY'S

But i still like a lick o een

Properly looked after fannies do NOT smell disgusting. You need to find a better class of wifie min.

Did you get the dreaded phone call about losing your pension if you voted Yes too?

 

It really is astonishing how gullible those with least to lose - the auld bastards - were so taken in by nithin but propaganda and votd no.

 

I fear for this country, I hope we have a quick snap second ref.

 

 

 

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/scottish/premiership/winner

 

Frankly I think it's a brilliant bet.

 

Amazed tho that Jambos are widely regarded as second faves.

Dusty Rhodes - 69

 

I'm surprised he lived as long as he did.

 

Never heard of the guy, but a gay roller skater?

 

I'd be amazed if anything credible has been left in tact rather than being shredded/deleted/burnt. They're all had a 2 week head start.

Come now, while Sepp has shown a total propensity to avoid all technology, I seriosuly doubt in 2015, he and his gypes don't use email et al.

 

 

"Theme parks" being attractive propositions for anyone other than those who aren't legally old enough to have sex is tragic. "Thrill-seeking" huh? Fucking morons. Adrenalin comes from real situations, not fabricated artificiality shite.

Bollocks. Probably the scariest experience of my life (especially as someone with an aversion to heights) was sitting on the front row of oblivion 10-ish years ago with my daughter as they stopped the ride on the edge of "oblivion". I closed my eyes from thereon in, but at least unlike the 4 20 year olds who got on and got off before the ride started, I saw it through.

 

I bet if we put you up against your greatest fear you'd find going through it quite an achievement? Maybe your challenge could be "being nice to everyone you meet in 24 hours"? I imagine that could bring you out in a cold sweat?

Anyone who joined the army had a massive defect in their life.

 

Totally disagree, where i do think there's an issue is on the evidence of the two mates who joined up back in the day who became total aggressive almost alcoholic arseholes.

 

Conversely one of my daughters ex-boyfriends, who was a pretty sound lad it has to be said, probably became an even more sound lad when he came out after 5 years, even after an Iraq tour.

 

Generalisations are indeed just generalisations rocket min.