Madbadteacher

Oot Arguing with bank Text/pub/bed/anywhere except pittodrie Drunk, probably 0-0 and the worst ever gasme as Killie go 1-1-8 and we defend realy badly

At least he understands that much........unlike most of the meeeja and a certain Mr Mulgrew!

No needd to panic. In another 24 hours he'll be one of Hearts/Hibs/St Johnstone's main targets and end up there!

Creek; shit; paddleless = AFC?

Was thon mighty hard orange plastic thing a mouldmaster? Get the pros to play with that and see a wall hide!

Fuck! If I hadna spent 2 hours in my ain bank trying to transfer £60k from 2 accounts into one so I can buy a hoose and still they want my passport I'd have been at the game. Ty hbos!

All our targets will go to englind dreaming of being the next Dorrans or Hutton

I was at his first game at pittodrie was quite an atmosphere and after one of his attempts some SoothStand wag uttered the immportal "Ill bet het hits more bars in Aiberdeen the nicht"

I'll have a willie Miller!

Jesus Christ! Lets all wear sackcloth and use lamps filled with whale oil!

No player is worth the money their agent demands, that's why they have agents!

Steve Ritchie's "screamer" in the 78 cup final sticks in my mind.

Black and Gold stripes, it's the only way!

Just what makes these makeweight lazy bastards think they're worth so much? Oh yeah, fucking, FUCKING agents, and loony wages in the champship and leeeg 1. I hope the whole of english football goes bust!

Naw, their Tesco ad is much deeper IMHO

Pub tonight Cheer on the local shinty team tomorrow Drive to Livi on Sunday and organise selling the damn house

Watching the snooker last couple of days....anyone else notice that there seems to be the same guy in the front row every game in a dundee utd shirt?

George Thorogood & the Destroyers Haircut

Gimme a decent night oot and I can see that easily in Aiberdeen

I hid a lot of blurred reunions...is this the same thing?

~In just about everyones selection the one big thing we're missing is a midfield "enforcer"

Maybe we're offering a contract on the basis some idiot will offer £600K for him a la Miller? Sorry I'm very tired and possibly delusional.

In My bed recovering from jetlag RDS Lots of alcohol 4 - 3