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Is this some sort of translation fuck up or what Surely can't actually mean what it seems to be saying. If so it will be interesting to know what the actual true demand will be.

Squeaky bums all the way to kick off then.

What a fuck up. Of all the things he will have to be worried about, do you think he will be focused on the 9 tickets for the GUASC ?

The CL has been suspended at Tynecastle/Murrayfield indefinately

Having my last day at work today and its not looking like a particularly productive one Meet with all my department managers, delegate the arse out of this weeks work and then start day dreaming of sombreros, segnoritas and singing 'til my throat hurts. Stand Free.

You've stooped so low you're staring up a snakes arsehole with that statement. Fuck off back to afc chat would ya

Hearts v The mighty Gretna... 3 games played, 1-1, 1-1 and er 1-1 1,544 fans at the latest game, Hearts sold 400 tickets :lolabove:

Any news on Clark ? With a bit of luck he will be forced out for a few games.

Thanks to Reekie for sorting my issue. If anyone else is interested, I wanted it to return to my post when I had written it instead of going back to the menu. (I like to view my post in all its splender and glory after I have written it!) Reekie has made it possible now but you have to change your profile

If he keeps offering what he has so far then let him go. Free up the cash for another player.

Its not so much how much they fuck the pitch in the game, its more the increased traffic. Look at what happened when those clodders from Inverness were playing on it over winter

My TV is malfunctioning at the moment. I could stick it to the lampost outside my flat and charge you 27clams to watch it. At least it would be something

One day left at work after today 4 sleeps. I'm too excited.

Probably do something equally bizarre, only flaw in the plan is I WILL be in Madrid and too pissed to care.

I hope you ain't buying it for style purposes and just for memories

Can see this happening too. Which is a shame as I was looking forward to seeing Aluko up against Bombscare Caldwell. Including the 5 litre bottles of San Mig ?

JC doesn't like players who can only play in one position. JDV is good at one thing, Aluko is good at one thing. Clark is 'versatile', 'flexible', 'dynamic', 'fluid'.......in other words, he's not good at anything. JC would rather have versatility from average players than brilliance from players who focus on one aspect of their game......I think.

Soutar can talk about lookalikes! Remember the dude in wierd science ? Or that gimp in the Goonies ?

The pitch would never survive. It barely (see what I did?) copes with football. I doubt whether 243 rubgay fans in Pittodrie would be anything to get excited about. Anyway, does Richie Byrne not already play a game closely associated with Rubgay at Pittodrie ?

Pretty sure Jamie Smith will get thrown in to this one if fit. That will mean no start for Aluko ? Clark will take JDV's spot too. Back to the same bullshit that has underperformed all season. Fucking glad I won't be there. Saving £27 to look at a green screen. Thats about 5 litre bottles of San Mig

.....and the moon on a stick would be nice

I will be no my own on Tuesday night, as Jay doesn't arrive until Wednesday so no Miles sandwich available I'm afraid. Sneckie, you have a responsibility here so just swallow it. You are the one who asked HD to share with you so quit trying to offload her.

There was talk of it for Tynecastle, fuck I'm glad it never came to fruition. That would have been a disaster. Some beach balls may be required for Madrid though! Personally, I just talk about these things and let others make tits of themselves

Food there is not up to much. Must be somewhere better surely ?