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I've been at one game this season. Since I was staying at my mum's at the time my total is about 9.5 miles.

Horse, door, bolted.

I'm just waiting for "cups mean nothing, it's all about the league" and the revisionism will be complete.

Get your mum to do it.

It's even better when the members of the board leave their sense of humour at home in the morning

I've asked him, he's said he's willing to bet his left shoo.

In his defence I'll bet Charlie knows it's a shoo-in.

Exactly, tell them if they don't turn up we'll sue them for breach of contract as well. Twist the knife.

I guess our club and fans will be out of pocket from this. I guess it highlights the dangers of having a single benefactor for the club. Let's hope Wiggy doesn't fall into one of his pockets and drowns anytime soon.

PittStad is a doubleplusgood idea. Or we could go Nadsat, maybe, cutter gyro? It would certainly explain why the place is falling apart.

Suede, Dog Man Star. Magnifique.

Cheeky punt on Tommy Burns due to his renewed fight with the big C. And no, I don't mean Catholocism. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/7288829.stm

Unless you like to quaff champers at halfers then one thinks you should. Yah?

It's called "the grun" or Pittodrie. Todders is what a rugby fan would call it. A bit like Twickers

4 are more satisfying, apparently.

I hear he likes Kit Kats too.

"Gretna's unprecedented success"? I must have done a Rip van Winkle when they won 10 in a row, 3 European trophies and supplied all 11 players for the latest international match.

Gretna don't count. Second bottom.

I thought Soutar should have had the ball or at least decapitated VOH for their goal. The ball was almost inside the six yard box.

And Motherwell 5th as Mark Mcghee has grown wings and elevated himself to immortality by winning a few games this season.

When the early exchanges happened I thought the game had nil-nil written all over it but our boys stepped up to the plate and gave 110%. You can't ask for any more than that. I just hope we give a good account of ourselves next week.

Carol Barnes is one for the transfer window if she lasts that long.

Mizer in Germany? I thought I felt the earth stop spinning

Yeah, it must be shit getting 4 months a year off. Glad I don't have to stick to that.