Tyrant

He's been hoop for ages. And is another who thinks he's better than us. Get him to fuck.

The stoopid fucking specs she was wearing today made her look like a fucking clown.

I must have dreamt the whole having an offer accepted and entry date arrangement thing then. Teetotal aye. Alcohol tastes like shite.

Harsh but fair.

It's painfully obvious that you're sexually attracted to his mother. Which is strange because she's quite masculine. You can't seem to stop talking about her even when no one else is. It's actually quite similar to your Jimmy Calderwood obsession. Starting to wonder about you, Rocket! The fact he plays computer games is the reason you want him to fail? Fit nonsense. I don't give a shit what he does with his spare time or how boring or exciting a person he is. I support him because he's the home hope. Just like I did when it was Tim Henman that we had our home hopes pinned on.

When I went to my first Coldplay gig I never expected to leave thinking "that was the greatest gig I've ever been to" because I've been to a lot but that's what ended up happening. They're easily the best live act I've seen and I don't expect any of you music snobs (because let's face it, that's what this is) to understand without having experienced it for yourself. Just like I wouldn't have understood had I not went to see it for myself. Their use of special effect creates an unreal atmosphere and I won't hesitate to go and watch them live again and again. Of course it helps if you appreciate their music. Anyway. Like I said. Fuck the haters. I had a superb night and enjoyed the show immensely and that's all that I give a shit about.

Coldplay at The Emirates last night. Fuck the haters. One of the best live acts of all time. Absolutely superb.

Fuck the English twats that are desperate for him to fail because they're so bitter about the fact he's not English. Cunts. Fine performance today against the columbian dude Santiago Giraldo. Just got the job done efficiently and Giraldo was no mug. Played some very good tennis at times

Louis Van Gaal is needed at Liverpool before Rodgers has a hope of success. Not happy with this appointment at all. Hope he proves me wrong like.

How is it not clear that I was taking the piss out of Liverpool and not Villa? If he's chosen Villa than that's perfectly understandable. It's much more his current level of job.

Hayes has signed I'm hearing.

Yesterday I heard an utterly horrible and nauseating rumour that Langfield has been promised first team football next season.

It may be shite but I'd fucking love to go to one of their games. They know how to enjoy football. As I'm sure all German fans do.

Oh Jimmy Jimmy!

Oh absolutely. I agree with him completely.

Levein is going fucking nowhere any time soon.

Or grown frustrated at the contract that he signed for peanuts each week and no sign of an improved deal.

Where are you getting them from like?

Is it not the case that the recognition isn't there because of the lack of complexity in the racetrack?

I bit of local Aiberdonian Hip Hop. Might not be everyone's cup of tea but really enjoying what little I've heard from Shy & DRS so far.

Actually pleased that that's made a paper (even if it is only the Record).

When's the open top bus tour?

If it was Aberdeen or Dundee United they'd have been hammered already.

Surely there's no way they can get away with this? See if it was any other club outwith the Old Firm they simply would no longer exist right now.