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I am good at passing and give opposition players a hard time by constantly badgering them. I am also quite vocal and shout a lot on the pitch. I am Lee Richardson. From the current squad I am or was Josh Walker.

Could the miraculous happen and we have actually managed to hold on to the player and announce it this afternoon or tomorrow morning as a lift for the game? Or is that asking too much of AFC? Probably more likely the squad do know he is leaving but its under wraps until 3rd is not possible.. Or maybe the fucker is waiting to see if we make Europe or not before deciding? ??? ???

Miller as player of the season for showing touches of vision we dont have is only a close second to Diamond.

He will end up at Hibs. Then perhaps play. Ultimately will fulfill the mentor role for their conveyor belt of talent - same machine we cannot produce.

did say warped...

Celtic are not without there own problems for this game I think we can again do something - and until Europe is mathematically impossible will continue to have some warped hope. Caldwell, Naylor, Hartley and Vennegoor all out..

Well if this is not pinch of salt and all true then I respect Calderwood all the more. Paraphrased McNamaraJC: McNamara - you were pish, you are finished - the only hope I have is keeping you as a coach so go do something with the U19s. JMc: fuck Off JC: No sorry You F Off Soutar JC - What were you playing at with the 1st goal against QOTS - was that a punch or a catch? What was it? Am thinking of dropping you due to that and Falkirk spill DS - Thats not fair you are a muppet JC - Oh well tough your not getting a new contract if you cant handle the criticism Squad re - cant coach, tactics etc Well what do they think they fuckin deserve after QOTS performance - plaudits, I fecking hope there was an angry exchange - they deserved a bleaching... as far as I can see JC put faith in an experienced player who did not come up with the goods and against him could have been subbed sooner - other than that it was the players who let us down last Saturday Combined with folk not getting contracts then that equals dressing room unrest. Not unexpected - credit to Maybury for being the only person I have seen to state I think in Herald that there own performance was woeful. For me a future captain should we sign him.. Rant Over

AFC Player of the season - Zander AFC Goal of the season - Aluko vs Bayern http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxqcyEDjkAQ&feature=related Bounce of the season - Jamie Smith 2nd v Copenhagen Game of the season - Aberdeen v Bayern Munich AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) Sandy Clark - striker coach my arse. And in other catagories SPL Cunt of the season - Mike McCurry SPL Shitest player of the season -Caldwell Best grub award Best away boozer

Facts - Aberdeen consistent Top 6 with Calderwood, reaching Europe, reaching cup semi-finals - positon improved, club generating income. This is all positive and remember this is WM job on the line too. Dirty Great Big Fucking Elephant in the room - Tactics are fucked up, its shite to watch, squad full of bi-polar bottlers and we do a mean impression of a Division One Side who would struggle to get promoted, attendances pish. Please AFC its on you all - not just JC - but from the board down - do something in the forthcoming months to recapture our interest.... sign good players - not dross and have a plan to combat the falling attendances which involves some marketing and changing prices to enable 18K a week to attend Pittodrie vs 12K.

Nicholson - Good luck to you, but fucking leave and dont turn up at the Jambos. Miller - sign the deal or GTF Aluko - Good luck at B'Ham - thanks for giving us the modicum of excitement this season that was Aberdeen attacking without hoofing the ball up to Miller. Walker - Hope he gets to stay and furthermore hope he start our next 5 games from the middle of the park to let us see what he can really do in his best position. Definate potential we are ignoring.

Now thats easier to remember Ajja

Bittersweet day A total cunt that Well have handed the hun the league - however a win on Monday night and I can annoy jambos for feckin ages at work

Shamelessly ripped this from the death eaters forum - its a good idea - the bounce at the na na na na bit would be brilliant.. Its to the tune Liverpool fans sing the Torres song to.. watch it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f74 and have it on the background if you want. He’s small He’s Quick he’s Red til Dead MACKIE MACKIE!! He scored the winner at Parkhead MACKIE MACKIE!! Sent us wild in Ukraine Will he ever score again? DARREN MACKIE DANDIES NUMBER 10 NANANANANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANANANANA DARREN MACKIE DANDIES NUMBER 10

Listened to the whole game today - good for emulating the Saturday afternoon fear which listening to us leading always brings. FRASER WRIGHT - YOU LEGEND Took one for the team today axing that boy Good on ya

Considine - folk forget how much of a nightmare season Zander had a couple of years ago from being pushed on too soon. I reckon if we stick with Considine and Diamond at the back they will come good and form a solid pairing. Maguire - hard to tell if he will achieve anything based on performances so far, am still hoping he comes good and surprises us all.

After that 4-1 humping at Tynie from the arab scum I made a vow never to let our workmate Graham come to another Dons game. The last one he attended a mere 16 years prior saw us dumped by Morton. The man is clearly a Jonah and I shall do my level best to leave him in a nearby boozer.

The interesting bit is the - could be other players that are more important. For me Maybury signing is more important than Nicholson and Miller who have stalled and stalled and are highly likely to disappear in the summer. We need our defence settled and part one of that starts with signing Maybury Sort it out Dons!

Falkirk boy is worth checking - Cregg, althought their best opportunity Thomson went south in january, they possibly have another couple of players who could raise the game. Signing them may be another issue as they may be looking to recoup the daylight robbery we inflicted gettin grid of budgie. Grey -striker on loan from Hibs to Partick - also decent, natural finisher. Goodwillie had potential apart from showbiz name fuck knows if any good now after loan spell. We really need to see who gets binned first in summer.. Hope to fuck we keep Maybury get 2 new full backs and plant Maybury at Defensive midfield to nail things and distribute..

Work have changed my hours cant go - gutted.

Waste of a thread.. On idiot Cunts

On another note is managers success not measured by silverware and the cups are a measure of that where the league finish is not...

This seasons good feeling has been deflated by too many 45 minute performances where not putting away chances has killed us, the not winning run after xmas possibly cost us the chance to get home corwds on the up again. Hey we are a demanding bunch tho! To balance the shite times remember that we lost Anderson, Hart and Clark - Anderson going screwed us for 2 months at start of season - arguably until 5 weeks ago and after our 25th pairing do we get a settled back 4. Hart - Mayburys done just as good, Clark - dont know what you've got til its gone. Yes - eating my hat still. Overall - Europe has been nothing short of magical, furthermore our cup success is amazing - save United playing folk hfor requiem. Someone on livechat on Saturday put it brilliantly - we are most of the time chameleons - we are either as good or as shit as the team we play against this year Harsh but true - our squad needs a bit more depth and not what was available in January, league position wise if we do get top 6 then happy days - if not - I have many more fond memories of this year than SPL shite when I know we can still improve after some changes. Tango - some folk hate you and you are undeniably a slavering git but you have done us good.

Gerry McNee is a cunt. Easy rant to have and easier to produce copy slating the team. Proper fuckwit. Yes - there are valid points, none of which are countered by - Injuries - Loss of Captain pre season - Loss of 2 Established 1st Team Players January - Extended list of fixtures. Hope some one instead of pinning this up anywhere - rolls a copy up and stuffs it up his council gritter.

I wonder if Miller and Nicholson have already got deals lined up elsewhere, deals that were possibly on the table in January but did not go through due to whichever club not wanting to pay a fee. I hope they both stay but would not be surprised at all if they left. The way we do our business on contracts is 'sloppy'..

Any Dons players got brand power?