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It’s the “KDM Evolution Trophy” apparently, and without young Bav scoring again, the Masons won 9-0. Wankers.

The Inverness Masons are leading Dumbarton 7-0 at HT in some minor skirmish in Dumbarton (sorry Mason). Alfie Bavidge - whose granda, Mitch, I can remember banging in goals for Keith decades ago - has scored four. Fuck the Heelan Hun Caley bstds, but fine work from the loon.

As in “cocks”, I guess.

Utter tinpot wankage. https://www.dundeeunitedfc.co.uk/news/9169/Dundee-United-to-Host-Inaugural-Foundation-Day.html#:~:text=27th November 2025,the Dundee United Supporters' Foundation

Europe’s just income, which in turn pays for the bigger squad required to serve the Thursday-Sunday timetable, but as ‘Bambi’ said in the Young Ones’ University Challenge episode, “the rich kids always win”. Midge Ure has never commented on this.

On this day (2 days ago, but naebody’s counting) in 1970, having completed the purchase of around 50% of the Rubber Shop’s Subbuteo stock, I was dragged into the nae-long-opened Norco House on George Street, much to my disgust, and was raking through the LP racks to see if I could afford Free’s Fire and Water, when the in-store tannoy announced that the Dons had beaten Celtic at Parkhead to put us top of the Proper Mannies’ First Division (a Joe Harper heider, although the Co-opy mannie omitted this detail). There then ensued the thrill of a title race that we fucked up by only drawing at Pittodrie with the Deidbastards, St Paisley, Motherwell, and Celtic. The destruction of a third of the Main Stand by fire hindered us a bit too. What a time to be alive.

McGregor may be better advised to look at his own judgement as his managerial appointments have been frequent and poor (results don’t lie), reminiscent of our own most recently deposed chairman.

Banks O Dee GIRFUY Big win for Raith. Maybe a stiffer test than might be imagined in the cup? Doc to get his jotters this weekend?

It said so in the match report in the Herald. Karma karma karma karma karma kar mechanic (John Cooper Clarke).

Just found this. https://www.afc.co.uk/2025/12/08/aberdeen-fc-122nd-annual-general-meeting/

Very sketchy report in the Pish & Jism today, concentrating on The Mannie With The Armitage Shanks Smile and Burrows meeting with Cooncillors Yuill and Allard* on Friday to discuss the issues preventing the Cremola Foam Dome being realised as a joint aspiration. Cormack is apparently encouraging fans to vote in the cooncil elections in May 27 with Pittodrie 2 in mind. I’ll just put my ham-fisted X down for the Workers’ Revolutionary Party as usual. No penguins reported onstage, nor among the biscuit offering with the usually-bowfin post-meeting refreshments. *not to be confused with the Miners’ strike scab bastards Yuill and Dodds

I have washed my hands after sloping over to https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aberdeen-agm-live-dave-cormack-36369957# which is about the only informative source I can find on the 2025 AGM, about which I forgot and missed. The iPhone diary alert system is the Andy Harrow of apps. If the northern outpost of union-shunning DC Thomson is given any sort of look-in, I imagine there will be grudging coverage in the city edition of the morn’s Pish & Jism and the Evening Excretion. No controversy, it seems, other than the penguin kidnapper pictured onstage wearing a collar and tie.

Old warrior dozes off, misses AGM. A boardroom coup to seize power on behalf of the Sooth Stand Socialist Collective will therefore be delayed for another 12 months and, concomitantly, the timescale of the intended free matchday issue of the People’s Skirlie, the unilateral ban on VAR within a hunner km of Pittodrie, and the installation of a mass shower system over the away support section - fed by the Pittodrie urinals - will be affected negatively. Our mission, however, will not be denied, diluted, or thwarted. No faith have we in prince or peer.

No, neither of those, but thanks.

Who was the boy on the Stand Free (?) site years ago who used to welcome new members aboard “the good traaler, Stand Free” by asking introductory questions, the list of which aye included something totally fitba-unrelated. A fine loon.