Kowalski

It was one of the P&J boys. I forget his name. Andrew Considine couldn't be arsed helping.

It wasn't brilliant but the Middle East one looks great!

Fuck me. First time out in the car for a while, and the roads are shocking. I got stuck down near Pittodrie and needed a shove from a journalist - not Charlie Allan

With some of the score lines in La Liga this season, it's beginning to look like a silly league again. Yes, the quality is excellent and you normally get great football, but the top of the EPL is putting La Liga to shame at the moment. Sadly.

Seebass?

Don't know.

A young girl goes to see Santa. Santa says "My you're very tall" She says "Yes I'm 16" He says "That's OK, Santa talks to all children. What do you want for Christmas?" She says "I'm quite embarrassed to ask." "Don't be silly" say Santa. She says "I want some hairs on my fanny!" Santa says "Do you mind if they are white?"

They're building a supporters bar inside one corner of the ground.

No, I sent you a PM

I just sent you a test PM, did you get it?

Enjoy Munich?

He can easily be added if anybody wants. There are two "Others" - are they both for JC?

Only if Milne pulls all the right strings.

Watched the latest John Pilger documentary, about the media's role in war. Some of it is quite astonishing. The last 20 minutes showing the footage of the helicopter attack on innocent people in Baghdad is enough to make your blood boil! http://www.itv.com/itvplayer/video/?Filter=198443

The girl married to Callum's brother reckons Hibs and Aberdeen are interested in him. His contract is up at the end of this season but may well get offered another contract.

Did you steal the AFC Chat server?

I like it

That's what I said in the Moderators forum but they went ahead and launched it anyway

His teeth that got knocked out by Rummenigge fell out recently, so he's got a gold cap in which has been causing him some speaking problems.

Correct.

His brother lives in Aberdeen and is married to a friend of a friend of mine. Will see if I can find out more.