kelt

Some of us endured a horrible night at Pittodrie. Some of you didn't. Some posters on here presented contributory opinions to the subject you started, a subject you don't appear to wish to discuss any more. That's fine, uncle. I'm sure there's plenty of kids in here you can play up for. Just don't start subjects you know fuck all about or are unprepared to follow through on just because mad got rid of you and you have an overwhelming need to hear the sound of your own shite.

OMG you're so CUTE!

Got the piss ripped out of you when you tried the "You're a stupid stupid" tactic, so you change to the "You know fuck all tactic" even though you demonstrated, repeatedly, that you have no idea what my point was

Awesome...

Hey, Fatjim.. do you mind if I taunt your monkey for a bit?

Literally speaking, you understand.

This was the question you avoided.

I didn't avoid it, I just sort of didn't read it in the first place

And to answer your question... my point was neither option you presented.

You're going to learn a lot if you hang out with your Uncle Kelt, that's for sure.  Already you've learned about proper nouns, now you're going to learn about false dichotomy.

Go on... learn about it. Then come back and apologise for presenting me with one.

Then learn about antecedents and tell me why that last sentence I posted was a hideous failure.

What else?

Oh yes, I can really recommend the Valley of the Moon Zinfandel (2008)

The service in this office is fucking shocking, though.

You stick with the style, buddy. When you have something of substance to contribute to a debate involving AFC, some of us might listen.

I just asked the remains of my Valley of the Moon Zinfandel (2008; fantastic year, I'm told) wtf you were talking about and I regret to inform you it has no idea either.

I agree. Concensus at last.

 

It wasn't difficult thicko.

 

Let me correct that for you.

"It wasn't difficult, Thicko."

If you're going to cast aspersions on another's mental capacity you may first want to proofread your posts.

inarticulacy.

inorite?

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm beginning to suspect Ando won't be with us much longer.

It is my impression that you two like the sound of your voices but not being attendees at Pittodrie, have nothing of substance to contribute to any worthwhile debate on matters AFC. I could be completely wrong in this regard and I apologise profusely if I am.

 

I will not insult your professional psychological qualifications by conjecturing at why two persons, self proclaimed intelligensia and followers of the same credo, would engage diversionary diction rather than answer the simple question.

I dunno about FJ, but I've no fucking clue what you're talking about 

Let's keep it that way.

 

Would you like some illustrative fries with that?

I'll have some Exposition Chips

Oh, that was a nice one.. I'll have to read it again.

Expositio 'n' Chips.

indeed i guess it is down to what you shout.

 

he could be shouting the script of the sound of music for all we know.

"YOU! KERR! THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC! WITH SONGS THEY HAVE SUNG FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!"

"What's that, Boss?"

"YOU FUCKIN' HEARD ME!"

Metaphorical sandwiches have no nutritional content Kelt.

That's okay, I was planning on eating an Allegorical Hamburger. There's a local Literary Devices Grill just along the road, which is handy.

You can also tell that he has been shouting as his voice was fucked.

Was like that after The Sigma Incident and The Sigma Incident 2: Return of the Ineptitudes.

Obviously shouting does fuck all.

So in answer to your question. Kelt was arguing things with myself to which I agreed with. hence the use of the phrase preaching to the converted.

 

What that has to do with a pathological need to belong or a quest for collective harmony is beyond me. I'm not the one who flits from forum to forum spouting drivel like some alcoholic OAP in the hope that someone might actually find me interesting.

 

No offence like.

I was keeping up with this thread quite nicely... right up until the mention of sandwiches. That distracted me because I haven't eaten tonight.

Dude you have come on to preach to the converted by the way.

Certainly a more intelligent level of poster on this board. 

I forgot that.

It definitely wasn't the best decision getting rid of him. I wasn't particularly a fan of calderwood but who the fuck was? I just thought the timing wasn't right to get rid based upon the financial climate and a few poor results. sorry very poor results.

And by timing I assume you mean right after they'd awarded Team Calderwood a (what was it) 3 and a half year contract?

What a great decision that was.  We know you've been keech in the cups, but here's a three and a half year contract.  A year later, "Hemmin.. yer keech in the cups. Consider yersel fired, and heres over half a million quid by way of severance because of that contract we gave ye."

Seriously, the club is run by people who make retarded kids look like Stephen Hawking.

Wonder what the chances are of him quitting.

And would anyone care?

There is no way of knowing if it was the right or wrong decision.

 

Unless of course Calderwood takes Killie into the top six.

 

Even then there is still no way of knowing of course.

I don't know about that.

I mean, if Calderwood takes what looked like a good bet for relegation and finishes above us then you could logically assume that maybe firing the slobbering muppet wasn't the best idea the board has ever had.

But then, given some of the decisions the AFC board has made, it's probably not even their worst decision by a long chalk.

Paying a million quid (when they're already broke)  to get rid of a decent manager and then bringing in a less decent manager. Brought to you by the folks who hired Steve Paterson even though they knew he was an alky

Magic.... far's that thumbs up smiley.

 

"There's no doubt about it, it's the worst result of my managerial career, and that's no disrespect to Raith Rovers.

 

Well if he plans on staying at Aberdeen he better get used to "the worst result of [his] managerial career" coming along every few months... because that's how AFC rolls.

Raith was just the tip of the iceberg.

You wait till next season... there's a pretty good chance we'll get put out of both cups by teams a lot worse than Raith, Mark my boy. We have a track record. 

Saw a young loon walking out with tears in his eyes at the end of the game.

 

He'll learn soon enough like the rest of us.

 

Honestly couldn't give a fuck anymore.

I don't mean to come off as harsh, but you should have kicked him in the arse for wasting tears on that shower of shite.

The problem is money.  We don't got none, and regardless of the manager we're going to see this scenario played out again and again.

Unfortunately we fail in the cup every time and Europe is likely to be a thing we only made under Calderwood, so money won't be coming in.

And with a chairman who is tighter than Scrooge McDuck aff Ducktails we won't be getting any money there either.

So we're left with no money.

The result of this is a slow strangulation. The club used to thrash around like Michael Hutcheance... but soon we'll settle down to a nice quiet death.

You're preaching to the converted here kelt.

 

That post would sit less comfortably if placed in a thread over on the hat.

Or, indeed, on Dons Mad where it just got me banned. 

To fire Team Calderwood and pay off Motherwell for Team McGhee?

I think it was a lot of money... lucky for us it was worth it...

...oh... wait.

It was Wright and Mackie up front at the end of the game.

 

Tonight was a disgrace, but lets not the facts wrong.

From what I saw, Mackie dropped back and to the right.. either by design or just because no-one knew wtf they were doing by the end.

Regardless of the supposed tactics, We had Diamond playing up front as often as he was back, Aluko and Smith switching sides, Foster playing further forward than our winger half the time and no noticeable shape to the team.

I think 4-5-1 or 4-4-2 were mostly just theoretical, where the reality was we were disorganised, lacking shape, leadership or game-plan.

I defended Calderwood for years, but stopped after our exit to Queen of the South.

Now we've been beaten on our own turf by a first division team that's struggling in it's own league, hasn't won if 5 games and has half its team not even playing tonight.

I believe we were only playing one up front come the end of the game, with Mackie moving back into midfield.

Calderwood would be sacked by any self-respecting club tonight.

Fortunately for him Aberdeen Football Club has no self-respect.

I held my tongue, but I was pretty sure we were going to go out tonight.

Should have put a few bob on the Pars :-)

I never realised there were so many shades of shit and were spanning them all tonight by putting far too much work on the ball on a crap surface. They are also getting 9 and 10 players behind the ball (I counted 11 at one point) when we are attacking. If it continues like this I have bad vibes, lets hope they tire.

The way they're getting close and challenging everything makes me think they're going to fade. Hard to believe just how bad we are though.  Never fail to surprise me with how crap we can play.

Dunfermline have a great chance here.

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