dave_min

Was that before or after he played against Hull? I'm heading to the Madejski the week after next, i'll have a word with Pat to see what the score is.

Noel Edmonds is dead.

Nope, never. On an almost related note, yesterday I seen not 1, but 2 moving trams in Edinburgh.

Looks shite. Probably won't get built anyway. Needs a Monorail Station.

You're in luck. Canadian beer is shite.

Scotland are pretty dire to watch too! It's more that a Saturday afternoon is preferable to a Wednesday evening for a few drinks down the Ol' Kings Road.

On the Saturday straight after, Ireland are playing Italy at Craven Cottage. Why do the fucking Irish always get better friendlies than us? Bastards. Regardless of this, I suspiciously have a meeting in Sutton the morning of the game

+1 to Canada.

Sounds like you met some holidaying Frankfurters then!!

Meh. Maybe it is just me then. For the record, my Texan research revealed that you should visit its Cities in this order: 1. San Antonio 2. Dallas 3. Austin 4. Stay at home 5. Houston I've also learned that Canada is better than the USA.

Decent.

You forgot to mention she wasn't very easy on the eye either. Thought that the art student actually looked alright when she wasn't being a slag though. I also learned that Nirvana - Aberdeen's very own Indian Restaurant/Strip Club has now closed. Sad times.

It's about time somebody said that. It's certainly been on my mind for a while.

You do realise that every game is a home game for one of the teams, yeah?

In/oot: In Prematcher: Work Match: Sooth Postmatcher: Pub Prediction: 0-2 Defeat

You are an idiot. We're easily capable of getting out of that group. I've booked up for Poland as i'll be missing next weeks friendly. Going to book up Germany tonight too. Looking forward to this campaign, it's not every time you can travel to European games via both Asia and Africa.

I always stay up in the City Centre and then jump into a taxi about 2:45pm - Firhill is reasonably close. If you like overpriced crap Beer, rubbish food and stale atmosphere - there's a new Hard Rock Café by Queen Street Station.

Is there any former Dons player from the 80's who isn't a fucking prick?

I disagree with this. I recon he's trying to appeal to the middle third of voters who are undecided and he's trying to persuade them onto full independence by pitching devo max. Those supporters of Independence are gonna back it regardless of what he says, it's not them he's trying to win over. He's also not trying to win over those stick-on No voters, they're a lost cause (for him). It's those in the middle that can be persuaded that he wants on board, and it appears to be working (despite the fact that it's mostly bollocks he's spouting).

I doubt it would be a deal breaker for me, but I don't think a "currency union" is the best way forward.

They're not too bad, I've managed to mitigate the problem by continuing to eat Cheese, as well as Fish, Poultry and any Animal with 4 legs. I'm also still drinking milk. Other than that though, hardcore Vegan me.

This does not surprise me. I'm nae going.

Batter him - the cunts trying to trick me into going against my strict Vegan diet by eating animal products.

Nah, I'm heading to Texas and then Toronto, that's why I said: I would however return to California on the promise of meat cooked on an open grill. Despite the fact I've gone Vegan for 2014.