MálagaSheep

Aye, am the first, white, ginger lookie lookie Hey del boy you want Asda price Rolex

I will be drinking a shit load of water the day, far to much rum last night

Good topic! Will reply later with a story, But am still playing fitba and loving it! Or should say back playing fitba! Got a few jobs on so will speak later!

My brother in law has an Alsatian and has just got himself a pup to get raised like his Zac, cracking dog

Cracking photo min

Great signing!

She is a very big part of my Family, and i treat her like my bairn, sometimes wish ma loons and wife were as well behaved as my Tara My baby girl is 11years old, and age is starting to show age when we go for long walks, And am no looking forward till the day when something goes wrong, her brother Junior the black cat, also suffering with age now and also 11 is having regular visits to the vet. (No photo) Unbelievable how big a part of the family the pets become, We have also got a young terrier we found in the campo last year that the loons named Nice and a stray cat that visited and didnt leave that we called Pedro, but later found out that Pedro was a girl and had 3 Kittens, one we couldnt get a home so Roxy is here too! Its like a fucking zoo in this house! Thought i would ask the board about your pets and stories!

I could tell you all another story, but will save that for another day!

Watching Jamie Oliver, seriously! And my old neighbour was Indian and his curries were fooking magic, he teached my alot about indian cooking,

Early supper the night, Hamemade beef Madras and butter tikka Chicken, with lemon rice, Enough tikka left for the loons after fitba training and maybe a snack to maself!

I hated tattie picking, but was good money for a loon, Picking steens, yewing neeps, barley rogan was the best money,

Head on doon to malaga redz, i know a few places, I kinda agree with you regarding the spanish but also i dont, I get on great with most of the spanish i have met, ma loons go to spanish school, spanish fitba team, and spanish pals and neighbours, and the thing is i try to speak the lingo, but alot of expats are rude and disrespectful towards the spanish, and that is very noticeable and that doesn't help when coming into holiday seasons with tourists, and then alot of then are rude and shitebags! Anyway i thought i would say my bit. South of Portugal is nice

Call me she said, Fuck you i said

Oh i do! Remember a night out in the Broch, and got in a taxi with a very very large lass, and landed back at her house, where she gave me a plate o lasagne and some garlic breed, as i ate it she disappeared and when i shouted that was lovely, now time for a taxi home, i turned and here she was standing butt naked in the door way, now i was sobbering up and the sight was not good! Now i am a big lad, 6f 6" and biult like a brick shithouse, this woman threw me about like a rag doll and abused me, little malaga wouldnt rise and she chomped on him like it was a packet o opel fruits, that didnt work and wasnt going to, the pain and suffocation was horrendous, until she rammed her fingers right up the non return valve, fucking hell i hut the roof! When i finally got free, she lay there smoking a fag, as i was battered,bruised, looking to see if i still had a stroop and walking like John Wayne. Never Again.

No Rico, bought it from a market in the morning, Wanted to start making ma own Pasta but someone on here or abmad told me it was more hassle than it was worth.

No, Behave min Buc

Did a google search and it came up with Sally, the Porsche from the Disney pixar Cars movie, oops inforgot a extra R In 1972 aye. Now no

Ma father had never a great taste in music, but the week before he got killed, he sat with friends in his house and a discussion about funerals was spoke about and this was the song he wanted played at his funeral when it came, dont think he wanted it played so soon tho! As i stood over his coffin looking down on his casket with his name and the Dons scarf he had stuck on his lorry window, and this music playing, i said to myself "malaga its time to grow the fuck up, who the fuck is going to watch over me and keep me right, i have to fill his shoes" I never will but i always try. From that day on i changed into a man, time to face the real world! Sorry its a bit sappy,

Si, I like her, was she the one that was on some morning show?

Having a sneaky Gin and Tonic on a school night!

Think this is my first ever attempt spag bol, Fresh pasta this morning

Look above buc! Also think Gervasie or DD posted some naked nature hippy chicks on here and them two are still on!

I totally agree with that!

Like i said, old fossils she likes, so she would do you!

Am agreeing with Redz, Looks boring! Like playing with auld limp fossils,