MálagaSheep

Hola Buc, my old mucker!

Lisa Tarbuck or Lorraine Kelly ?

Give it a watch Manc, and tell me what you think of the scene?

True story, i swear on my bairns life! Last season we kicked off the season on a sunday V the Dabs, while watching it in my local a mate of mine (a nigel) sent me a whatsapp message with a photo, " up in La Manga mate and look who i bumped into, can i pass on a message to your club legend and national gaffer?" A photo of my mate and his son and strachan, My reply was " tell the ginger prick that the SPL kicked off this weekend and the biggest game in Scotland is on at the moment in Dundee, why the feck is he in La Manga? Ps hes a cunt love from your big sheepshagging mate" Shows how much he thinks of the Scottish game

Anyone seen Bone Tomahawk? Its no a bad watch, but it has to be one of the gruesome murder scenes i have seen, By jingo my stomach was churning! It was rough.

A dirty DAB I would love to tie up Lorraine with that black and tangerine scarf and ram a Dons one in her mouth and give her lalldy! A yes From Me.

Yum Crazz min! A simmie if its hamemade?

I am not caring about the result am hoping this will be the end of that little ginger cunt and his sidekick, i also find it very hard to support my country that has players no performing at club level and players that have no idea what it means to play for Scotland, Every one on here would love to pull on that strip, every scotsman playing in the SPL would love that chance and put in a shift playing for their country! If i was to pick a Scotland team, it would be built round Griffiths and Burke. Oh and Rhodes In that squad last night i would only pick 3 or 4 players, the rest wouldnt get near my sunday league pub team. I fucking hate the phrase used alot by Scotland fans " who else is there to pick" Their is 12 top teams in the SPL full of scotsmen, start looking there. #sfaandstrachangettofuck

Stupie, I have tried to do it for you, but for some reason it wont let me sign, think its because i am in Spain, but i have someone on the case back home in Strichen, so hopefully you will get two signatures

MILF = mother id like to fuck, and id certainly wouldn't Gyads min

Had the loons doon for trails in Marbella tonight, both done very well and oldest was asked to stay for another hour to train with the age group up! Only problem is the travel there and back. Got another trails the morns night with a more local team called Las Lagunas. Need to get them into new team as their current club are a joke, with no organisation

Think that was only half of it Manc, Had 4 racks o ribs on the go, a dose o hamemade burgers still and a heap o corn on the cobs!

Mondo min! A few o the aulder boys tickers have stoped!

I bet she's ohh so quite

Am just a kick in the erse away from 40, no high standards with me, but i do draw a line somewhere! Anyway i have been enjoying her movies, was hoping in Tarzan she would of been wearing the good jungle Jane costume, was a bit disappointed about that! Aaahhhhhaaaaaaahh me Tarzan

Away man,

That was a great video!

Been watching a few movies with her in them and what a stunning woman she is! If any would not say YES, then yer aff yer heids Thought i would post something a bit more pleasing on the eyes!

She looks like a loon DD, if that rocks your boat then chap on Its a usual NO from me!

Some snaps from yesterday's bbq! What a bloody state of drink we all got in! Rough as hell today

NOOOOOOOO

I liked Gervaise's animated avatar, i thought it was funny as feck

Been up since the crack o dawn, friends and family have arrived so big BBQ and swally on the day! Pork Ribs, dry rubbed and cooking already, Chicken wings in marinade Pork fillet in marinade Steaks just going straight on over the coals Homemade burgers away to get made Tatties and veg to be done later! Most importantly, ice box full and beers chilling! Will see if i can post a photo later