OxfordDon

You actually paid over 500 quid to Mensa? I guess that's one intelligence test you didn't pass

Depending on the type, standard IQ tests score between 132-148 for the 98th percentile (the minimum qualifying requirement for Mensa), so it is exactly Mensa level. I agree with your other point though about Lowe not being given a proper chance, here's hoping Derby's loss is our gain.

Was their brief basically "must be big, shiny and gold"? Definitely ticks those boxes.

Great news, hopefully Derby fans are so fickle that they write him off permanently after two games and he signs for us instead

Your trolling & punctuation both need work. 3/10

Teams are oot

Nonsense. We're Aberdonian, we're not happy unless we're miserable - a mere win isn't going to change that

I find your lack of ampersands disturbing.

Tom English and Pat Bonner being utterly dismissive of Aberdeen's chances on BBC radio, Richard Gordon not sounding too impressed with them

Lineups: No Devlin

Man charged over Aberdeen versus Rangers football bottle incident Good.

That whole video is like some kind of weird porn for JCB fetishists - I wonder if Milne watches it on repeat in a darkened room

That's the very definition of plagiarism.

I can only presume they meant "blessing" and autocorrect changed it

Buoy has been treading water for ages, but current form seems to be getting stronger

What we need now is an Anderson.

3-0 Devlin pulls a McKenna

Ceci n'est pas une link

Nothing on his wikipedia page, I looked it up

away to Hibs/ ross county

I liked the one borrowed from Bertram Russell around the time Sevco were trying to poach McInnes - "better Red than Dead"

Good luck pulling Christie's salary out of that.

troubles a brewin'

Still reckon that Gerrard's tenancy will last exactly as long as they remain in both cups - if he fails to win either I don't see him making it to summer. Even if he runs Tic close in the league, but doesn't bring back silverware, the fans will just use that as justification that they should've actually won the league with a "better" manager and still sack him.

Reckon we can maintain our 70+ form for the 5th year in a row, but I'd like to see us beat our points record again 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 82 81 80 79 78 77 - OxfordDon 76 - Elgindon 75 - 74 - Rico 73 - wee toon red 72 - Tom_W 71 70 - Manc 69 - BigAl 68 - MBT 67 66 65 64 63 62 61 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 30