Mason89

My celebrity punch will always be Marti Pellow. I loathe that smug Bankie arsehole Darren McGarvey is running him close though. Rentabam for every media outlet

The drip feeding of the Epstein photographs will only get worse for him. He’s starting to lose his grip on the Republican Party as a whole. Hesgeths fucked it, Mike Johnson’s fucked it, Levitts aged about 20 years, Bondi hasn’t won a case in months, the medical insurance premiums about to treble, the lies about affordability not matching the reality, Indiana telling him to poke it over redistricting, losing MTG, 20 congressmen doing a Tory and retiring before being voted out….its all going pear shaped He’ll crack on for a while but his health problems seem to be catching up to him as well. Must be all that hand shaking He’ll be gone soon

I think this is the beginning of the end for Trump. It’s all starting to unravel pretty quickly now. 3 months tops before dementia house arrest sounds more appealing to him than facing the obvious noncing charges I wonder if all the folk cheerleading for him over here will have a moment of self reflection

Cormack has a direct line to god. Maybe he can help build it?

Mr Skinner!

I heard Mike Joyce getting interviewed about his book on Radio 6. I’ll definitely be giving it a bash, hopefully it’s better than Johnny Marr’s.

Listened to the complete Smiths/Mozz discography but didn’t learn anything new. Morrisseys best solo stuff is better than the Smiths best The Smiths only have one truly shite song and it’s a cover Morrissey has loads of shite songs Vauxhall & I is the best thing he ever did. Vauxhall & I is arguably the best thing anyone has ever did Andy Rourke is underrated as a bass player The single version of This Charming Man is bollocks compared to the Hatful of Hollow version. Like comparing Leon Mike with Duncan Shearer

The problem for me is that you can’t trust a single thing the club says regarding stadium development. I’d imagine that’s a problem for the council too I can’t ever see them reaching an agreement but on the off chance they do, I want Cormack to write it in blood that he’s not going to name it after himself. The chocolate

The reporting on this Sandie Peggie case is wild. I’m not sure she understands the judgement - she’s an arsehole

I just think he ticks a lot of boxes…

I have a theory about David Attenborough, which isn’t that popular because he’s a national treasure

Aiden calls me a fanny on an Arab Strap live album Top that.

I was in Berlin the other week, right next door to the Uber Arena. Kraftwerk were playing the night I had to leave. Raging

I was at TRNSMT on the Friday this year and happened to appear on the tele. I looked like undercover polis

The biggest issue with Aberdeen just now, is that win lose or draw, we’re still shite

I set myself the target of listening to everything released by Joy Division, right through to the end of New Order It was some shift. Plenty of ups and downs

Robin Smith Handy with a bat, unless the ball was spinning RIP

I take it Ronaldo’s US problems have been sorted now?

They’ve won 40 odd trophies since 2000. I can see why the board are telling the fans to ram it. They would be much happier if they realised where their club sat in the footballing food chain

If you ever want an enjoyable way to kill half an hour, jump on a hun message board and read the Miovski posts. They’re amazing

My friend is the world heavyweight champion of conspiracy theories and could talk all day about vaccines, the climate hoax, digital IDs, pizzagate, 9/11 and the WEF. That’s the reason I don’t really hang about with him as much as I used to Ive got no doubt there’s some nefarious deals getting done in the background in Davos but first and foremost, I think it’s just a works jolly for rich c*nts David Kelly didn’t kill himself

If he faked the ear injury, the rest of it is faked too, no? There were bystanders pointing out the shooter on the roof long before he had a pop. If it was real, the senile old wanker would never shut up about it. He never mentions it. 99% of people couldn’t tell you the shooters name without googling it As for Guiffre, it was appalling what happened to her and it can’t be easy with the whole world discussing you on football forums and the like. I just wouldn’t be surprised. There was a lot to gain and noting to lose for some very well connected rich nut jobs who quite enjoy the boat not being rocked

I love the cricket but the convicts keep very unsociable hours. I’ll catch all the highlights.

It’s a country brimming with screwballs. Finding one to take the hit (whether he knew it or not) wouldn’t present too much of a problem. It seems a bit far fetched but less so to me than a 5 times draft dodger getting up during an assassination attempt, shouting ‘fight’ in front of an American flag that’s getting lowered into position for the pic. His ear healed nicely too. Evander Holyfield will be puzzled The reason he wins is that a normal human beings mind isn’t prepared to go to the same places his diseased mind can. I don’t think the assassination attempt was real, I don’t think Epstein killed himself, I don’t think Virginia Guiffre killed herself, I don’t think Ivana fell down the stairs & I don’t think any of those beliefs even scrape the surface for being a tin foil hat conspiracy theorist

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