Bisconti

I agree but we still need to get in their faces and rattle them. Otherwise they go into auto pilot.

Tried to entice posters over last year without any joy.

Michael O'Neill

I like that they've changed it with the human being the bad ass this time. It looks quality as well, no cheap studio stuff.

It's a shite kick off time but I'm sure Morton fans would enjoy a day out at Hampden for their first semi final since nineteen canteen.

I had a dream about her a couple of days ago! Fuck yeah.

Westworld was everything I'd hoped it would be.

To be fair you go abroad and everyone is quite keen on pumping up their Scottish roots. Rod Stewart syndrome. Basically where the hard-line Scottish faither would leather them at the thought of becoming more English, etc. Three dandies in the squad is a good thing when Strachan can't even pick Shinnie.

Pretty much sums it up.

I'd like to buy a property with her. Preferably a sex dungeon.

We stayed in a Ryokan in Hakone. 15 course breakfast! We then had raw horse in the evening. Thr best part about Japan is not just how friendly they are but the fact they don't agree with tipping. Yet the service is still fantastic. Kyoto train station is the busiest place I've ever been in yet nobody bumped into me. Shinjuku subway station apparently takes the population of Toronto in a day. Fuck I wish I was back there.

Meeting Willie Miller coming out of the bog with a paper under his arm and pins and needles.

She flirts with the boy from Ghana. Apparently. Never watched it.

As long as he doesn't get injured but would be nice for him if he at least gets half an hour. It's good having three players from our squad in theirs. Can't ever be a bad thing.

All I remember was sitting in the Merkland and we were playing Hibs. I had no choice about supporting Aberdeen and if I'm honest I was bored.

I thought you combusted in happiness when Flood left?

She's annoying as well. I'm out.

I went to Japan last year and it was Stooge that I got some advice from on abmad. I had a blow out so managed to cram as much in as possible. Tokyo was better than Osaka for me. Shinjuku sums up the bizarre aspect of tokyo. There's around 500 bars in a very small area and they are all the size of a small kitchen. I couldn't even fit in to some of them. The people we met there were all really friendly and wanted to help us out with where else to go. The Japanese in Tokyo love a drink and smoke after work and I've never seen so many pished folk in suits. Robot restaurant is in shinjuku and couldn't recommend it enough. It's a tourist trap to be fair but it's like nothing you'll ever experience. The food isn't great but you don't go for the food...if that makes sense? Take a visit to the tokyo fish market which is an eye opener. Really enjoyed that to combat the 5am jet lag. After tokyo we went to the area around mount Fuji and experienced some amazing local food and lived in a traditional hotel where we had to wear a kimono. If you go to the shared baths (same sex only) be sure to wash your balls in front of everyone or they will get out and you'll look like a right fanny. That happened to someone I know! Take a day trip at least to Kyoto and visit the kinkaku-ju, Fushimi Inari-taisha and Arashiyama. Food wise you can't go wrong no matter where you go. You won't get much fibre so those fancy toilets might not be much use to you Kobe beef and shabushabu

My old man (as I posted on abmad) hooked someone at Hampden which was brilliant. I got into a royal rumble type fight outside tynecastle after a cup game. The police made us all go to the the train station and get on a train. Which would have been fine if our car wasn't parked in the city.

Where are you now then?

Most of us are U16s and you want to have a party? Aye OK if you go in for us? I'll have 4 cans of hooch and a bottle of ice dragon. Oh and 10 Lambert and butler between all of us.

Only the once though then you are logged on for good(ish)

Haven't we been in 4? Or do you just watch the ones we win glory hunter?

I only bother with the finals

Very.