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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #180 on: November 26, 2011, 12:16:11 PM »
Damn you beat me to it!

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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #181 on: November 26, 2011, 12:21:35 PM »
Wouldn't believe a word she said. Her qualifications are all made up.
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #182 on: November 26, 2011, 01:08:58 PM »
Wouldn't believe a word she said. Her qualifications are all made up.

Was just going to say I, like her, might buy one of those degree's that you can but of the internet then see if any journalists might be interested in a story from a "World renowned" dietician (me) about how Rowie are the most nutritious and healthy food stuff known to man, as well as being FIIIINNNEE!

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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #183 on: November 26, 2011, 01:58:20 PM »
That pic is good but there is a dichotomy. Forget the fact that she's so ugly that the skin on her nose is diving into her brain via her tear ducts and she doesn't just have crow's feet but the toes of an ostrich, her eyes reveal one face you'd like to punch and one that you couldn't possibly. Look at her but cover one eye then cover the other one.
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #184 on: November 26, 2011, 05:55:00 PM »
It has been scientifically proven rowies/butteries/rolls (that's an argument for another thread  ;)) ARE good for you.

Unless you eat them regularly, you will turn into weegie scum and stat drinking buckfast!
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #186 on: July 04, 2012, 01:38:03 PM »
That has just gave him another Signature line

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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #189 on: July 04, 2012, 03:35:05 PM »
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #190 on: July 04, 2012, 03:48:22 PM »
I wouldna punch John Brown's face, probably catch someething vile and nasty!
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #192 on: June 11, 2013, 03:40:50 PM »
Ok, why John Beattie?
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #193 on: June 11, 2013, 08:18:31 PM »
Just started working for the summer and I switch between radio Scotland and radio 4.  When ever John Beattie appears on radio Scotland I instantly switch over. He is clearly a fucking idiot and I have no idea how anyone can stand him or how he gets to keep his job. He is clearly neither intelligent, interesting or funny to listen to but is definitely annoying and very alan partridge like. After about a week of occasionally listening to him I'd love to punch him. 

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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #194 on: June 11, 2013, 11:07:05 PM »
Alan Patridge is hilarious.
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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #195 on: June 12, 2013, 08:13:34 AM »
Alan Patridge is hilarious.

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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #196 on: August 19, 2013, 05:26:11 PM »



If you see this black thing being walked by a woman or a girl, punch it in the face then steal it and run away.


That'll teach the bitches not to recruit a bitch to the family behind my back.


Thanks in advance.




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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #197 on: August 19, 2013, 05:32:15 PM »



If you see this black thing being walked by a woman or a girl, punch it in the face then steal it and run away.


That'll teach the bitches not to recruit a bitch to the family behind my back.


Thanks in advance.

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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #198 on: August 23, 2013, 08:12:28 AM »
Rocket, min, I don't think it's fair that you're blaming the helpless innocent dug for a poor decision made by your family. To be tbh honest I think we should be punching the person walking the dog in the face instead. That'll teach the bitches a much more valuable lesson.

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Re: Faces you'd like to punch
« Reply #199 on: September 04, 2014, 05:24:45 PM »
If anyone has "Lotto Lout" Michael Carroll on here (which you all should) then I apologise, I have failed you all. I had the perfect chance, numerous times, and I bottled it