I've now been off the cigs for 3 weeks and only vaping. Upsides, saving a shitload of cash, breathing is a lot easier, food tastes like food again and I can smell things. Down side, I'm farting like a trooper and because I can smell better I'm now finding the smell of my own farts a bit too much - some of those fuckers could feed you.

 

Anyone else into this? I'm trying to find the best mods etc but the advice out there is pretty varied and looks more about sponsors selling their wares than actually giving people the low down.

Aye, it stinks of cunts.

 

I suggest you find a better class of woman, one who's pussy is not foul-smelling, the minority who are hygienecally or genetically-challenged. It's one of the two rules. Stinking fanny or never offer to stand their hand are non-long-term propositions.

I suggest you find a better class of woman, one who's pussy is not foul-smelling, the minority who are hygienecally or genetically-challenged. It's one of the two rules. Stinking fanny or never offer to stand their hand are non-long-term propositions.

 

I didn't mean actual cunts. Hypothetical human cunts.

I didn't mean actual cunts. Hypothetical human cunts.

 

Marvellous. You indulge me. The further imprecision of these words provide an opportunity for me to speak more shite, to post some further pish, clarity in communication being an irrationally-held passion.

 

Cuntery in humans is not hypothetical and yet being a cunt is diametrically opposite from having cunt.

 

A human cunt is a nasty bastard. Limmy's observations on this subject, stepping on the boy's shoe, wiping the tourists' camera and grogging on the hearse were funny as fuck, given the fakery in the apology, the cooperative smile and pointing out the grog to the congregation respectively, all ending up with the same facial expression manifestation of human cuntness.

 

Having cunt on the other hand is generally regarded as a positive. No man ever achieved fuck all without wanting to, without having the burning desire to achieve the goal, very often at any cost. The ruthlessness to succeed, the singularity of focus and the sheer determination are what's known as having cunt although fuck knows what all this has got to do with vapers, who are demonstrably weak lily-livered self-centred ignorant pigs who never got enough of their mithers' tit.