16th March the day we play Celtic if you are staying in Glasgow. I am doing a spot of comedy in the west end in the evening. If you are interested send me a pm and I can give you details.

Put it on Youtube since I'm not a Weegie faker.

I kind of posted it because Aberdeen are playing in Glasgow that day so you wouldn't need to be a weegie faker if you were going to the game.

 

I'm not a weegie faker either but will be in Glasgow obviously but not at the game as I have done my game this season already.

Your logic is sound but I can't even be arsed driving 7 minutes to a home game so I honestly can't see myself being in Glasgow that day. 

Aye fair enough I will be travelling through and I won't be going to the game.

I'll be going to the game, but you can shove your poncy 'comedy' slot right up your arse.

sideways?

Can I come? I'm not a weegie faker but I do harbour weegie faker wannabe moments. Pease don't tell anyone though.

Are you going to be in Glasgow?

I'm actually in Glasgow on Saturday, again overnight on the 1st and would easily travel down again to watch you in action. I wouldn't dream of heckling as I'm very shy. I'm actually a bit of a woose in the real world but I vent my spleen on online forums to pretend - to myself mostly - that I'm 6 foot tall and a clever tough guy. I would say hi I'm rocket to you in the bar afterwards and I would definitely say that I enjoyed your show. Even if you get booed off, I would say that I enjoyed it. I would even buy you a drink, as long as it's not too expensive. I couldn't afford to buy you a gin and tonic for example.

7 minute spot this Saturday in the newhaven area of Edinburgh 9pm if anyone fancies popping along for a giggle. If I am that good. PM if you are interested in coming along.