http://www.afc.co.uk/articles/20110725/peterhead-1-2-aberdeen_2212158_2401386

 

Michael Woods, English youth internationalist from Chelsea and ex PSG striker Mikael Nicoise

To be franc, I think we should quit these puns.

Aye, it rouens threads.

I wonder how the PSG lad would find a provencial club like ours.

 

Ginger in ginger out. Its like a fucking Irish orgy in here.

I'd be Lyon if I said I didn't enjoy these puns.

Some of them are so funny they have me laughing marseille off.

I'm laughing my Arsenal off.

I wouldn't be suprised if Woods could play either wing though.

Is the striker a big lad or just a oui guy? A mate at the game said he had a fine pair o knees and he'll probably end up at Inverness Calais

We should cannes this shite.

Actually, I've heard that Woods is le mans for us!

I'm sitting here trying to come up with French puns but all the best ones are gone.  I'll have to wave the white flag.

 

We should cannes this shite.

 

Amiens to that

You lot are Dordogne my head in now!

You lot are Dordogne my head in now!

 

I'm surprised you had de gaulle to post that pun.

Aye, it's driving me in seine.

After some of the previous ones he had nothing Toulouse

It's deja vu all over again.

C'est la vie?

Don't start the puns le guen..

Puns have ran out, I'm drawing a blanc.

You've drawn a blanc? Sacre bleu!

I cannot believe you guys merde up all those puns off the top of your heads.

 

What a bunch of têtes!

What a bunch of (les) Miserables we are!

What a bunch of (les) Miserables we are!

 

 

That's because we all post up tremendous puns and you come up with that terrible effort!

A puddle of oui in a cesspool of brilliance, I know