Back by popular demand the Red Ultras football tournament.

When - SATURDAY 27TH JUNE

 

Where - PITTODRIE CAR PARK

 

10.45 REGISTER TEAMS FOR A HALF 11 KICK OFF

 

Entry Cost - £40 A TEAM

 

Teams - 6 A SIDE WITH 2 ROLLING SUBS

 

BBQ AT BROADHILL

 

E-mail : redultras@gmail.com to get your teams signed up

 

Could a mod please sticky 

I was going to enter again this year and put forward a team but for an injury sustained on Friday night. Oot for 4-6 weeks. 

Bobo has now confirmed his entry in a late bosman signing.

If I don't get sent offshore and therefore make it back from DJ Producer, I might come along the road and eat burgers and drink booze before I head oot for the evening. I will make sure to throw roll upon roll of bog roll onto the pitch and watch the ultras get pissed off having to tidy it all up.

 

 

 

Bring your boots...you might get a game for the globes team the way things are going!

Bring your boots...you might get a game for the globes team the way things are going!

 

Any chance of a game, I'll play

Playing for one of the gothenburg reds sides, lets hope we don't get horsed by 11 goals again.

What's the recommended footwear for playing on this car park?

Astro trainers I would imagine  Look forward to seeing everyone tomorrow and even if you don't have a team come along and you will find someone to play for 

I'd say trainers or astro ones, i prefer my boots so i can unleash come Carlos style freekicks.

Who's all in then?

I'd say trainers or astro ones, i prefer my boots so i can unleash come Carlos style freekicks.

 

Just away to leave.

Well, how did folk get on today?

Well, how did folk get on today?

1st group match was fairly even with the Globes just getting two goals from nowhere, I had the chimp scrambling a bit with my 40 yard effort

 

2nd match we won 1-0, had another long rangers that had the keeper in a state but he managed to push it clear.

 

3rd group match we lost 1-0, fairly even match with no real cutting edge upfront for either side, we should ahve maybe won but never.

I had the chimp scrambling a bit with my 40 yard effort

 

 

 

They're aw shite if they're no in Niall!! 

They're aw shite if they're no in Niall!!   

Like I said at the time it was Seve inspired, more gutted my other closer effort never went in in the next match, was a bit of a belter.

1st group match was fairly even with the Globes just getting two goals from nowhere, I had the chimp scrambling a bit with my 40 yard effort

 

2nd match we won 1-0, had another long rangers that had the keeper in a state but he managed to push it clear.

 

3rd group match we lost 1-0, fairly even match with no real cutting edge upfront for either side, we should ahve maybe won but never.

 

first game we pumped the gothenberg reds - even our keeper(chimp) skinned some of thier players! Went easy on them. One of thier players hit one from 40yards that landed on the pittodrie pitch.

Settle yourself, you never pumped us atall, you ust got the lucky break and dominated from then on, overall you deserved to go through, how far did yous get?  My Shot wasna too bad chimp was scrambling.

first game we pumped the gothenberg reds - even our keeper(chimp) skinned some of thier players! Went easy on them. One of thier players hit one from 40yards that landed on the pittodrie pitch.

 

So where did you finish then?

Settle yourself, you never pumped us atall, you ust got the lucky break and dominated from then on, overall you deserved to go through, how far did yous get?  My Shot wasna too bad chimp was scrambling.

 

Lucky break was winning the kick off-dominated from then.

 

Chimp was only scrambling for his beer!

 

We got to the quarters-beaten by an ultras team in a game with an ultra as a ref. Not too bad for a team that had 2/3 beers each before the first game.

Aye, was pissed off you were scoffing down the beers like, i wa having water, bit of my protein bar and a couple of hot roxs to get my kick started and couldna keep up with some of you, which one were you btw?

Aye, was pissed off you were scoffing down the beers like, i wa having water, bit of my protein bar and a couple of hot roxs to get my kick started and couldna keep up with some of you, which one were you btw?

 

The slightly overweight, old cunt that outpaced you a couple of times!

 

I looked like a beetroot by the end.

The slightly overweight, old cunt that outpaced you a couple of times!

 

I looked like a beetroot by the end.

Gingerish hair?  I thought I done alright like, everyone knows I'm no Usain Bolt but when i wanted I managed to get a bit of a run up.

Gingerish hair?  I thought I done alright like, everyone knows I'm no Usain Bolt but when i wanted I managed to get a bit of a run up.

 

Sounds like me!

 

Jute - globe? We'll be back about 2130.

Like I said at the time it was Seve inspired, more gutted my other closer effort never went in in the next match, was a bit of a belter.

 

I'll refer you to the response I gave in post #41.

We were awesome!  Especially Topcorner who, even though not getting on the scoresheet, was the midfield dynamo of our team who created most of the goals!  At least that's what he wants to think.

 

My own performance could be best described as steady, as I never fucked up thrice!

 

And minijc's 40 yarder (?!)  didn't even get remembered in my book.  May have been a bit of creative license used there.  I don't even know if the pitches were even 40 yards long!

 

Good day.  I have horrendous sunburn now though.  Aberdeen must have been the only fucking place on the whole of the east coast with blazing sunshine all day.  Bastards.