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Celeb Deaths


fatjim

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Aberdeen_Ladette
Posted

damn, I've got the wrong former Aberdeen manager

 

I didn't, 1 point to me!

 

RIP Jimmy Bonthrone, a true gentleman

 

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Kowalski has brought in Morgan Tsvangirai for Norman Tebbit

 

I feel a bit guilty about that one, but sadly its a reasonable shout.

Posted

Orcadia has transferred Bob Barker out and Paul Newman in.

 

Followed by the signings of Tony Snow & Ali Hassan Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti (chemical ali) freeing BB King and Jim Bardon.

 

 

You're allowed to sign someone that's going to be executed?  :-\

Posted

Oi FJ, take your dick out of your brother's arse and check who EPK has...

Posted

BTW Mizer should lose Maddie McCann, she isna a celeb.

 

The Daily Mail and Daily Express would suggest otherwise.

Posted

The Daily Mail and Daily Express would suggest otherwise.

Wrong, they go on about her useless cuntting parents as if they were celebs.

 

ALso don;t always believe what is in the paper, son.

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Wrong, they go on about her useless cuntting parents as if they were celebs.

 

ALso don;t always believe what is in the paper, son.

 

Poor patter.  :wave:

TENEMENTFUNSTER
Posted

your bait is awful MJ.

 

His bate is well and trulie offall.

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minijc tried to sign maddie the other day but I knocked him back because she is under contract with Mizer.

 

:wave:

 

 

 

apparently two people having the same celeb isn't a problem if your last name is Miles  :-*

Posted

A little more tasty, but still can't see too many nibbles with that one.

TENEMENTFUNSTER
Posted

A little more tasty, but still can't see too many nibbles with that one.

 

Maybe if he served it with chips . . . . .

BrownyBrown
Posted

FJ,

 

Ajja will have to punt Oscar Niemeyer as I already have him.

Posted

Ajja

 

in

Claude Levi-Strauss

Oscar Niemeyer

 

out

Aierl Sharon

Art Linkletter

 

:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:  :lolabove:  :lolabove:  :lolabove:  :lolabove:  :lolabove:  :lolabove:  :lolabove:  :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:

 

Ha fucking ha motherdeadfucker  :thumbsup:

Posted

Phew that spelling mistake is ok because I actually just copied and pasted what ajja had written.

 

Nice one.

 

:thumbsup:

 

:doh:

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Sorry about my dodgy transfer dealings  :-\ I just assumed such obscure names wouldn't be taken. I forgot there were people playing to win now  8) I''l hang on to Sharon and Linkletter for the time being. In the meantime can I just remind people of this:

 

CD Primera Liga Division

Ajja 2pts

Sneckie 1pt

Harcus 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Everybody else 0pts

 

:finger: :finger: :finger:

Posted

I think I shall give up Madeline McCann, just to think of someone else....

Posted

I may have to start a campaign to claim Sharon is dead. He has been 'kept alive' for years now. Surely the Isreali government are just masking his death for political reasons ?

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