Harcus

Surely our figures will be 'skewed' by Mackie and Clark 

 

The Second was Bloody Casuals Congratulations You Have Just Met The Casuals, about our very own ASC.  Possibly the worse book I have ever read.  Would probably fail as an essay in Standard Grade English.

WA-HEY! 

Will check out your other recommendation though.

Just started Larry Lamb's autobiography.

How was the Fear Index BB? It's on my 'to-read'.

Currently reading 'The Hills are Stuffed with Swedish Girls', it's alright.

I know one or two people who are apparently very annoyed that there was no ticket information on the offishul at all so despite checking the site regularly they didn't know they were on sale. Typical red web related fuckwittery from AFC.

Imagine picking up the phone to ask a question, madness I know!

Like the cartoon though.

I got my tickets.

I want to know what share of the national debt we'll be taking on.

Right enough, you're in the oil eh.

You only get a birthday thread if you can put up with spastics saying that you should lose yer job.

Would you expect to keep your job if you couldn't perform it to an acceptable standard?

Hopefully the club can come to some kind of agreement regarding paying off his contract as a present this month.

Not sure what you guys want?

 

I'd like Liverpool to drop the constant persecution complex.

 

Hopefully that will shut up the PC brigade.

 

What's funny to me is that when people of other religions come into our country we (Britain) bend over backwards not to offend them often by changing the way we've lived for ages and ages and we change our rules so that they can wear their fucking head scarves in their passport photos and driving licenses or so they can get days off for their religious holidays. The Government prides itself on this! Evidently the same cultural awareness is not exercised by the FA.

Fuck me sideways, you get the completely out of the blue, irrelevant right-wing bullshit award.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

Jamie Langfield - currently on loan at Forfar, expected to come back to AFC to challenge Brown for no. 1 position.

Michael Hart - Hibs       

Richie Byrne - 'Working as a PT in Landaaan'. Last spotted at Hungerford Town in the Southern League       

Zander Diamond - Oldham       

Andrew Considine - playing well at AFC       

Barry Nicholson - Preston NE       

Scott Severin - recovering from leg break at Dundee United. 'Bored' of the SPL, played a total of 9 games in England.       

Chris Clark - back at AFC via Plymouth.     

Sone Aluko - supposedly paid for himself to join the Hun.     

Lee Miller - Carlisle       

Jamie Smith - Colorado Rapids     

Substitutes :

Derek Soutar - Formartine United       

Steve Lovell - retired     

Richard Foster - AFC captain     

Karim Touzani - Sparta Rotterdam       

Daniel Smith - not sure, last spotted at Blyth Spartans       

Chris Maguire - struggling to make impact at Derby     

Lee Mair - St Mirren   

Kim Jong-il gone.

 

Be interesting to see what happens up there now.

Point to me!!

Can Harc complete an incredible Celeb Death hat-trick? Cmon Ariel Sharon, it's your time!

Vaclav Havel is dead, I had him in CD2009.

Apparently the SNP think this will only cause an additional 150 coat appearances per year......they must think everyone will roll over and pay the on the spot fee.

 

 

Is there a direct correlation between offensive behaviour at the football and the wearing of a jacket?

I've got a gut feeling we won't see him at the top-level again.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16082078

Point to One Bobby Clark

Since the end of February under the glorious leadership of CB we have only won 21% of our games. Alex Miller was sacked for 25% win rate. The loss rate since then is 54%, McGhee was sacked for a 52% loss rate.

Not that I'm defending Brown, but why have you chosen the end of February as your start point?

 

Reading this, it's about a fictional junior club in Scotland.

Finished this a while ago, it was good - showing its' age though.

Started this -

Gave up about a third of the way through, on account of the author getting on my tits.

Started this -

For the record Frozen Planet is absolutely superb and worth the licence fee alone IMO my opinion.

I wouldn't open my curtains if they were filming Frozen Planet in my back garden FFS sake.

Shit I was going to watch that, is it repeated?

No idea, I would imagine it will be on 4od.

Anyone watch Black Mirror the other night?

I enjoyed it, bit surreal though!

You would assume Sky wouldn't sign this deal if there was a risk of Rangers being relegated to Division Three.

Close Finance was the one I was thinking of

Richie Byrne is signing for Dundee United according to the Sun.

 

Hope the play him at full back.

It would appear he's working as a personal trainer in London 

http://twitter.com/#!/byrnerichieb

Loves twitter too 

This just in from our embedded correspondent at Murray Park, apparently they have had to take out a bridging loan of some sort and there will be significant departure/departures in January. Probably because all their available cash has been swallowed up by asset freezing of 3 mill.

 

Hopefully true.

I read about some form of loan they took out recently - it was the business equivalent of wonga.com I think? Fucked if I can mind the name of the company now, I think it began with a C?

And I thought there was serious scepticism over whether this 9m bid for Jelavic actually happened?