Bukta Bertie

I'm fairly confident in my prediction that ten years from now we'll still be playing at a largely unaltered Pittodrie. How many years ago now was it that Milne first havered about the Aberdeen having to play European games elsewhere? Oh me.

Something that annoys me is that you can still get mint flavoured Viscounts but you don't get the far superior orange ones. Madness.

My hope today is for the Falkirk Bairns to win. It may seem odd but I would prefer it if we didn't finish in the top six. I most certainly do not want to risk either the rangers or the hearts winning the league at Pittodrie Park.

My name is Bertie, Bukta Bertie. Thank you for the invite.

Why does the British team perform so poorly in the Winter Olympics yet persistently punch above their weight in the summer version. Odd.

I believe it will be Horneland. Interesting times ahead.