Kowalski

I was going to go with Philadelphia, but thought that would be too cheesy!

I can't say I'm a huge fan of the Strokes, but see Bruce Springsteen and "Born 2 Run".

I guess yesterday wasn't his longest day.

How much have you had to drink?

Mike Baldwin's dead? (sorry, thought it was rhyming slang)

I saw them at Glastonbury and T in the Park. Glastonbury was the best festival gig I've ever seen. T in the Park was a bit rushed and curtailed due to coming on late.

The internet is not really for you is it?

Aye its a pretty dire first announcement. Most of the rest of the acts announced play every year. Was hoping for Primal Scream and LCD Soundsystem.

All very well slapping a £10m price tag on him, when we all know the board would sell for £500K.

Absolutely, I thought he was our best player and was gutted when he wasn't kept on. He seemed to come back from his European adventures as some sort of Teddy Sheringham type. Just my thoughts.

New documentary coming in January 2010.

I was at the game so wasn't sure what was going on - were Diamond and Mackie to blame for something on the bench?

Kingfisher > Cobra True story. I was in the Nazma Tandoori last night, and I asked "What Indian Lagers do you have?" and the response was "We have Cobra and Tennents"!

Woo hoo, that was magic. I predicted 1-0, but when I saw the line-up I wish I'd predicted 0-3! But fair play to Foster and Mulgrew, they did very well. Kerr had a great game, as did Pawlett, but how good was Deek Young? He put in a cracking shift. Good to see the huns have stopped all their bigoted songs. Worst Rangers team in living memory?

Aye, married 14 years I think.

He was very good up until 31st Jan.

Fair point, well made.

Aluko or minijc?

Merging of the Dundee clubs is not too shabby an idea, but fuck the Irish, one club in the SPL is enough.

If there's macaroni pies getting dished out, I'll have one! In/out: In Pre-match: Unlikely Match: RDS Lower Post-match: Possibly cinema Prediction: 1-0 Aberdeen

A terrible edition of Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

Spot on! If we ever got the European Fitba Championships, Aberdeen is bound to be involved.

UEFA and the British Goverment have thanked Rangers for recreating the 1914 Christmas Day truce. Not one short fired at the Germans.