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stand out players from the sneck are Imrie and Cowie

guidelines by definition are for guidance.  rules are for adherence

plumb as in a weight of lead to determine the depthof water currently occupied.  Anyone with intelligence to read (and understand) the Times would know that.

Nick nick

to be honest, I'm quite happy with this deal.  He has banged them in for the reserves, so hopefully he can do the same after a decent run out.  But he does look fragile.  I've slated him, but if he proves his worth, this could be a very good bit of business as I would guess that he's not on large coin.

fantastic - out of the blue and a left pegger.  Don't think there's been one of them here for....years.

but typical moaning fuckers

some of you lot would complain if Cameron Diaz were giving out free blowjobs.

It wouldnt have hurt to have put in an offer - you never know what might have happened!

I'm glad someone on here is in the position to know EXACTLY what offers were made and when!  Here was me thinking this was just an ill informed forum.

thoughts on Paul Dickov..

almost a GREAT comedy name.

wiseguys - the antidote

class breakbeats

take it Noel will be washing down his meal with a line glass of coke

and they shared a flat with a spare tit.

releasd by also means 'we can't afford your wages anymore'

JC - hello, is that Gow's agent?

cunt - aye, by the way, but.

JC - eh, how much wages is 'e lookin fur by the way?

cunt - £5000 a week minimum and at least 12 bottles o buckie fur eh wean, and a bag of skag fur the missus

JC - well I can manage the buckie and skag?

click

Andy considine is obviously taking it seriously as he stuffed his gut with pizza and chips int eh Bon Accord food court today

to be honest, he may well be a 'prospect' so he should be signed up on a contract extension, that way we can get more money either way, selling or releasing and getting compensation.

barrowman would not do a good job for us, 29 goals in the 2nd division, doesn't mean he'd make a mark in the spl.  He's wanting a big pay anyway, and has been promoting the quality in engerland in the local press.  Has told Derek Adams he wants away 20 mins before going on his hols according to the RSJ

Don cowie was a stand out for ross county.  He fed Davie Winters almost all his goals when at county.  Went to inverness and is managing to cut it at the higher level.  In my opinion, we already have squad midfielders on the books,  so no need.  His ex is/was pretty tasty though, and aparrently dirty.

when I went to see the houston dynamo's it is the one and only time I was ashamed to be scottish.

in the prelude to their games they show the 'freedom' speech from braveheart interspersed with clips of their 'star' players scoring, crosing, winning tackles etc.  Cringeworthy. 

then people stared at me when I didn't stand up for the national anthem, my mate who is also scottish stood up and said to me to do so too.  I swiftly told him to 'get to fuck'. 

Also, they don't know how to insult players there.  Shouts such as "22 - you run like a girl" "hey, 14, you stink" and my personal favourite "you're a sissy" were common place. 

oh, and they were shit.

they were sheeite

with the exception of bebo doing the Worm.

What an utter complete shambles. I sent an email to the SFA (asking them to forward it to the SPL as it appears they do not have an email address?!?!) complaining about the fact it makes a mockery of our league and nation that it is ok for some and not for others. I mean, firstly, we were denied an opportunity to postpone a game, and also, Celtic (not that I care, but for the purpose of arguments sake) a few years back had to complete their fixtures with no assistance when they lost in the final? Why the sudden change of heart. Hun Cunts. 

that's it sorted out then - I await the press release

what sort of mate are you??

do it.

coincidence

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/f/forfar_athletic/7358815.stm

No cant  will want to come & play for us we the fockin antics o this coachin  staff .Stories flyin about were a fockin laughin stock o scottish fitba  :hammer:

I'll need time to congest and understand that

but jackie - cheerio - you'd be great in the oil industry.

Well if this is not pinch of salt and all true then I respect Calderwood all the more.

 

Paraphrased

McNamaraJC: McNamara - you were pish, you are finished - the only hope I have is keeping you as a coach so go do something with the U19s.

JMc: fuck Off

JC: No sorry You F Off

 

Soutar

JC - What were you playing at with the 1st goal against QOTS - was that a punch or a catch? What was it? Am thinking of dropping you due to that and Falkirk spill

DS - Thats not fair you are a muppet

JC - Oh well tough your not getting a new contract if you cant handle the criticism

 

Squad

 

re - cant coach, tactics etc

 

Well what do they think they fuckin deserve after QOTS performance - plaudits, I fecking hope there was an angry exchange - they deserved a bleaching... as far as I can see JC put faith in an experienced player who did not come up with the goods and against him could have been subbed sooner - other than that it was the players who let us down last Saturday

 

Combined with folk not getting contracts then that equals dressing room unrest.

 

Not unexpected - credit to Maybury for being the only person I have seen to state I think in Herald that there own performance was woeful. For me a future captain should we sign him..

 

 

Rant Over

 

 

 

I applaud thee

one thing about Considine that many many players lack in our team......he's a brick shite house at a young age.