Dr. Mambo

The 21-year-old, who recently signed a new two-year contract at the Hawthorns, has been brought in to cover the Dons' troublesome right-back spot. Calderwood told BBC Sport: "It's a position Lee Mair and Stuart Duff can play, but they are better elsewhere. The bench??

This advert is an embarrassing piece of cheap shit. Basically says if you’re an 'ugly inbred simpleton' then you must support AFC. Is this meant to encourage me to part with my hard earned cash for a season ticket? Because it just makes me cringe.

Not worried. Especially when we have the like's of Mair who can take his place.

Yipee!!!!!!

The players could probably just relax and get on playing the game today without the tangoman flapping about every 5 mins making them nervous. Mind you I wasn't there so Hibs were probably just shite.

Bebo won, but only because of his hair.

Duff will be the new club captain at this rate.

DVD out now!!!

Must have some new kids ready to make the breakthrough into the first team by now. Well, at this rate they'll have to just to make up the numbers.

the ugly bastards on a roll

Airdrie Tesco

The board should just go and buy the entire Queen of the South first team. Least they play with some passion and know how to get to a final. John Stewart can f*ck off though.

What a sickener if we get beat

That'll be Charlie off to the big boys now. The herald? the scotsman? the daily ranger even?

It's about time we won down there again. If prunty can score at parkheid, then McGuire can too.