I was in Cafe Schiller having pint one of the day, ordering a large sausage, loving Ptkdons Luca Toni is cunt T-shit, and excited about football.

 

Today I am in work drinking some peprmint tea for my sore throat, eating mini toblerone, loving nothing, and worried about playing Motherwell at home.

 

Where did it all go wrong? 

In the square on thursday, spoke to you and a few other GUASC for a while, last time i ever make fun of older peoples stubble

 

I swear to fuck man, I was jigged! Still have no idea about that at all! 2 cans of Jck for breakfast will do that to you!

sitting in Augustiner having a dunkel and watching a guy with blow up doll exclaiming "It's got 3 working holes you know!"

 

it's just like the real thing....but quieter.

or just the same in some cases

Last week I was sitting in airport cursing my work for having me in from 7 in the morning before leaving for Munich. This week in my work cursing them for me having to work late but at least it stopped me from going to the game tonight.

On my way from Dortmund to Munich, drinking a beer to eradicate the hangover from the previous nights boozing.

 

Last week I was on a flight from Tenerife to Munich, drinking beer to eradicate the hangover from my Birthday celebrations 

 

This week I'm back home, it's cold, the European dream is over and I'm back to work tomorrow 

Last week I was on a flight from Tenerife to Munich, drinking beer to eradicate the hangover from my Birthday celebrations 

 

This week I'm back home, it's cold, the European dream is over and I'm back to work tomorrow 

 

the European dream is over

 

The European dream was realised!

This time last week I was sitting in front of my computer attempting to write a best man's speech and here I am this week still trying 

 

Wasn't quite so gloomy about the rest of the season 7 days ago either.

 

This time last week I was sitting in front of my computer attempting to write a best man's speech and here I am this week still trying 

 

What have you got so far? Share it with us and we'll give you tips.

What have you got so far? Share it with us and we'll give you tips.

 

Finished it now - just as well since the wedding's on Saturday. Thank God for generic jokes to be found on tinternet 

I had forgot to pick my bag up by this point 

Organic Cider

 

If your drinking that, no wonder life sucks!

This time last week I was starting off in the sports bar before heading to the augustiner beerhall.  Happy days!!

Tis just a distant memory now.

I was eating wiener schnitzel and chips.

 

Good chips they were too.

 

I meant to mention their quality to minijc when I bumped into him approxiamately 1 hour later but I forgot.

it's just like the real thing....but quieter.

 

The smell of burning plastic round your place must be really strong!