I was in Cafe Schiller having pint one of the day, ordering a large sausage, loving Ptkdons Luca Toni is cunt T-shit, and excited about football.

 

Today I am in work drinking some peprmint tea for my sore throat, eating mini toblerone, loving nothing, and worried about playing Motherwell at home.

 

Where did it all go wrong? 

I was in Cafe Schiller having pint one of the day, ordering a large sausage, loving Ptkdons Luca Toni is cunt T-shit, and excited about football.

 

Today I am in work drinking some peprmint tea for my sore throat, eating mini toblerone, loving nothing, and worried about playing Motherwell at home.

 

Where did it all go wrong? 

 

the joys of being a dandie

Drinking a JD and cola (in a can, genius) which I had pinched from BTR, from breakfast, excellent!

 

Nope, got it Pete Tong, that was Thursday morning. This time last week I was at Yorma's before going to Dachau. What a laugh that was . . . . 

Stuck in the fog at Heathrow

 

On my way from Dortmund to Munich, drinking a beer to eradicate the hangover from the previous nights boozing.

Where did it all go wrong? 

 

I blame Ricky Foster for everything!!

In work, worrying about getting a pumping from Bayern.

 

In work, worrying about getting a pumping from Motherwell.

I was still in uni, probably waiting for my review and praying for 6:30am the next day to arrive!

In the air flying to Munich drinking over priced beer in tiny cans

Drinking a JD and cola (in a can, genius) which I had pinched from BTR, from breakfast, excellent!

 

Nope, got it Pete Tong, that was Thursday morning. This time last week I was at Yorma's before going to Dachau. What a laugh that was . . . . 

 

The Breakfast of Champions!

 

 

But aye Funster you're right, Weds' breakfast of choice was coffee with brandy and a cube of juice.

You don't know how lucky you are. This time last week I was arriving in Aberdeen airport just as hordes of Dons supporters were heading in the opposite direction. Today I feel happier than I did this time last week.

Returning from US of A wondering what the hell a'body was up to in Munchen. And the score. Cursing my luck that I wisnae there!

Fuck, forgot about the other breakfast of champions!

 

Brandy and espresso! Get in!

I was in a Munich hotel, cuddling the toilet and staring death in the face.

 

Just now I'm typing stuff on a keyborad.

This time last week I was enjoying a few drinks in a London pub with some AC Milan fans. 

 

This week i'm in bed still paying for it 

This time last week I was enjoying a few drinks in a London pub with some AC Milan fans. 

 

This week i'm in bed still paying for it 

 

Dave_min, did I meet you outside Altintops 24 hour kebeb shop?

Dave_min, did I meet you outside Altintops 24 hour kebeb shop?

 

You sure did!

You sure did!

 

Cool, thought that was a wee post alcohol hallucination!

 

Nice meeting ye chief!

Was in Berlin having some chips and a beer waiting for my flight.

 

I am sitting in my room with the flu and worried about tonight.

 

Also JD+Coke in a can does seem genius, nice to meet you funster even though you took the piss out of me...

I think we were in the pub just beside the Hofbrauhaus at this time last week...shortly before we headed to the Augensteiner Bierhalle and into stuff of legends...

 

Fuck that depresses me 

Was in Berlin having some chips

 

From a Chinese by any chance?

From a Chinese by any chance?

No, from a tram.

Dave_min, did I meet you outside Altintops 24 hour kebeb shop?

 

Was I there as well, o wise one?

Was I there as well, o wise one?

 

You were!

 

Also JD+Coke in a can does seem genius, nice to meet you funster even though you took the piss out of me...

 

Sorry man, when/where was I? Genuinely don't remember that at all!

sitting in Augustiner having a dunkel and watching a guy with blow up doll exclaiming "It's got 3 working holes you know!"

You were!

 

Sorry man, when/where was I? Genuinely don't remember that at all!

In the square on thursday, spoke to you and a few other GUASC for a while, last time i ever make fun of older peoples stubble