Apart from the fact that it is already past my time tae get up , I like to idle away the time considering the nature of the beast. We've always done this , at least since ancient Greece and  , it may even be a beneficial exercise in keeping us fit and well.

 

Porridge !

 

So...ah'm throwin'  it oot here tae get as mony opinions as possible to benefit my comprehension of what it is , where it all began and where the fuck it's going.

 

I'll start by c&peeing the official definition of time  , which seems to be the measurement of a standard time interval , the basic unit of which is  currently - the second(which can be a very long time indeed , depending on the frame of reference ).

 

'Currently, the standard time interval (called "conventional second", or simply "second") is defined as 9,192,631,770 oscillations of a hyperfine transition in the 133 caesium atom(ISO 31-1)'.

 

This in itself , I need tae get ma heid 'roon , far's rs fan ye need him ?   

Pretty arrogant of you thinking you've got a handle on reality... I thocht you admired humility more...I'm not seeing much of that.

 

That's a good point.

 

The distinction between reality and not, the need for humility in everything.

 

I accept this.

 

But I'm not in the business of being humble right now.

 

I'm trying to teach you where you can grow.

I ken there's room for improvement but I'll be dipped in shit if you can provide it.

 

Now me providing fertiliser to help your growth is being a smijin mair realistic....

I ken there's room for improvement but I'll be dipped in shit if you can provide it.

 

Now me providing fertiliser to help your growth is being a smijin mair realistic....

 

Listen to yourself.

 

See how your pride has been pricked.

 

Did you not stick in at school?

 

Did you not hear what Shakespeare had to say on the subject?

 

Or were you you too disinterested to engage?

 

Maybe you knew it all back then?

 

Now you turn on me? You nae liking the mirror held up to yer face?

 

KNOW IT ALL CUNT.

I imagine everyone is beginning to find this tedious , I know I am...it's going NOWHERE!

 

Which is probably you're ultimate objective... you are try to get me/us to join you there.

 

Ah'm nae that daft...consider the conversation over , it's been a gasssss! 

I imagine everyone is beginning to find this tedious , I know I am...it's going NOWHERE!

 

Which is probably you're ultimate objective... you are try to get me/us to join you there.

 

Ah'm nae that daft...consider the conversation over , it's been a gasssss! 

 

Your insinuation of my nihilism or equally destructive objectives is unacceptable.

 

Run away old man. Sad old man.

 

Give us ONE thing you have contributed to society?

 

 

Me.

 

He wins.

 

 

 

Me.

 

He wins.

 

 

 

You're a fucking knob mate. Job done.

Give us ONE thing you have contributed to society?

 

Fit will be your lasting legacy like? Ye intending blowing up a school? Weird cunt.

You're a fucking knob mate. Job done.

 

Calm down rocket, eh.

Words in particular, not the utterly shite music which also proved time-warp fixed mindset properties.

 

I remember well his diatribe on my liking/listening to Yes.

 

Same shite, different day.........

It's Time... for Rockets latest breakdown from the looks of things.

 

Does anyone else have a sense of deja vu?