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Man Flu


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TENEMENTFUNSTER
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Not a lot new there. Men get worse effects of infections but women moan much fucking more about less worse symptoms.

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Not a lot new there. Men get worse effects of infections but women moan much fucking more about less worse symptoms.

 

:o

 

You got man flu just now honey cause you're awfully grumpy  ;D

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I suffer from Cluster headaches which are said by women that have given birth, are worse than giving birth.

Scotfree 1-0 Woman.

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I really hope you don't get man flu and one of those headaches at the same time then  ;D

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You have my sympathies scotfree, I regularly meet cluster headache patients with my work.

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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I really hope you don't get man flu and one of those headaches at the same time then  ;D

 

The wife gets them. Bad shit.

 

 

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Come back to me when you've given birth Manc  :P

 

Come back to us when you have been kicked/ punched/ had a football booted hard as fuck into yer balls

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Come back to us when you have been kicked/ punched/ had a football booted hard as fuck into yer balls

 

Are your balls being kicked constantly for 12 solid hours or just the once Tom  :P

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Are your balls being kicked constantly for 12 solid hours or just the once Tom  :P

 

Did you 'choose' for yours to be kicked constantly for 12 solid hours or just the once Hebbie?

 

And if so hoow many times did you 'choose' for it to happen over the years?

 

 

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The wife gets them. Bad shit.

 

Totally, does she get Oxygen therapy for them?  That's my profession at the moment.

Edinburghdon
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Did you 'choose' for yours to be kicked constantly for 12 solid hours or just the once Hebbie?

 

And if so hoow many times did you 'choose' for it to happen over the years?

 

 

Game, set & match tom_widdows

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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Totally, does she get Oxygen therapy for them?  That's my profession at the moment.

 

Well, it's hard to work out even if I'm right in calling them cluster headaches or not tbh honest. Various treatments using all kinds of drugs from anti-convulsants to beta-blockers and NSAIDs. The GP fancied himself so managed it without referring on to a specialist, saw a dude at the Southern and boom, we have them under control.  Before the GP referred her on she was eating zomig like sweeties, actually making things worse! Hellish hellish thing.

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Game, set & match tom_widdows

 

Really  ;D

 

I thought his post was just stupid - he chose to play footie when his balls were getting kicked did he not?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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There are a few conditions/traumas that are considered to be worse than having a bowling ball down yer love chute.

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Really  ;D

 

I thought his post was just stupid - he chose to play footie when his balls were getting kicked did he not?!

 

And at the same point you chose to open your legs in the first place did you not?

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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Gout.

 

Trust me, sair as........

 

Gout isn't one of them.

Madbadteacher
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Gout isn't one of them.

 

Ever had it? And I dinna mean just a wee twinge, try the full on attack and the pain/discomfort that lasts for several days, and no fucking painkiller on earth helps (and certainly not for those like me allergic to all NSAIDs)

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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Ever had it? And I dinna mean just a wee twinge, try the full on attack and the pain/discomfort that lasts for several days, and no fucking painkiller on earth helps (and certainly not for those like me allergic to all NSAIDs)

 

My dad has it.

 

But it isn't.

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