... and will be in goals facing penalties from Rod Stewart and some wee girl shortly.

 

I've had to sit through this pish waiting for it to come on. 

 

 

It really is awful isn't it.

 

Never seen this much of it before.

It really is awful isn't it.

 

Never seen this much of it before.

 

Can't believe i missed Hollyoaks for that...

Well that was strange.

 

Reckon that was his own Scotland top? 

Well that was strange.

 

Reckon that was his own Scotland top? 

 

If it was he'll need to give it a good wash... he was blowing out his hole after 30 seconds of penalties.

Not to take anything away from the girl but he just didnt look like he was trying until Stewart stepped up.

 

Having watched an entire 90mins of a ladies football match I think it would have done her good to see what a proper goalkeeper can do

 

No idea if it is genetic but to date ive never seen a female goalie who 1) Can actually dive or catch or kick; and 2) actually looks like she wants to be there.

Im beginning to think the criteria for being a pro female goalie is the same as being a primary school male goalie ie you only play because all your mates do or yer folks force you and you either end up in defence or in goal because seemingly no one cares about those positions until you reach high school