The Doricle Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I think Billy dodds must have been on the sauce before sending in his score predictions bittie on bbc sport, and i quote 'Aberdeen always beat Inverness, they just seem to have a jinx over their closest SPL rivals.' Closest in which way billy? Performance wise? I'm no doubt wrong, but I don't remember that we've finished in their lower half of the table since they joined the spl. Geographically? There's a 100 mile road trip up to them, or 60odd to dundee united- you did play for two of these three clubs once upon a time. Jeez-oh min. He's getting as bad as the press for spouting bullshit. Aye billy, and we all expect to win european trophies these days too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetchuck Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I can see where he's coming from. We are Inverness' closest SPL rivals in a geographical sense, even if they aren't ours. He's still a wank, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doricle Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 True, this is what happens when i am so locked on to the aberdeen part of the story. Point taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetchuck Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 True, this is what happens when i am so locked on to the aberdeen part of the story. Point taken. But you're absolutely right: the way he phrases it, he definitely talks about them being our closest rivals, so you're quite correct to point it out. He's still a wank, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilbobaggins Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 A wank and a fake footballer as well. Doddsy, take your face for a shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggalloot Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Don't you love this fecking reject's article. Can't spell Calderwood properly ("Caldwerwood") and also saying David Fernandez is a player who can hurt teams. If i'm right in thinking last Dons v Killie game wasn't he the fat b*stard 5 yards behind Diamond when the ball got played forward. Where did Dodds get his punditry badge? Either in a pack of coco pops or from Mickey Mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Don't you love this fecking reject's article. Can't spell Calderwood properly ("Caldwerwood") and also saying David Fernandez is a player who can hurt teams. If i'm right in thinking last Dons v Killie game wasn't he the fat b*stard 5 yards behind Diamond when the ball got played forward. Where did Dodds get his punditry badge? Either in a pack of coco pops or from Mickey Mouse. same place he got his "strikers badge". Fucking imposter of a player, a hun cunt who I'll never, ever forgive for being part of a shite Aberdeen side that should never have been a shite Aberdeen side and let's face it, he was a fucking major reason for that. Cunt of the highest order and couldn't lace Duncan Shearer's boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboisared Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 same place he got his "strikers badge". Fucking imposter of a player, a hun cunt who I'll never, ever forgive for being part of a shite Aberdeen side that should never have been a shite Aberdeen side and let's face it, he was a fucking major reason for that. Cunt of the highest order and couldn't lace Duncan Shearer's boots. I almost put a sweepstake on this post coming in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I almost put a sweepstake on this post coming in I'm anything but predictable buddy! Saw it earlier on and thought "no, i'll not this time..." Few beers later and i was ready to explode!! Hate the cunt. Shite player, shite person. Thanks for listening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboisared Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I'm anything but predictable buddy! Saw it earlier on and thought "no, i'll not this time..." Few beers later and i was ready to explode!! Hate the cunt. Shite player, shite person. Thanks for listening We've been through this before ok!! I was about 8 and he scored goals. I've had worse names on the back of my shirts...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackLapirasTache Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 The season we almost got relegated he must have missed about 100 chances but the penalty at Tyncastle was the greatest aberdeen goal I have ever witnessed the bounce afterwards was amazing, what fucking bottle. and Robbie Winters...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 am i the only one that liked doddsy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 We've been through this before ok!! I was about 8 and he scored goals. I've had worse names on the back of my shirts...... He scored penalties! 8 from open play in a season generally... pish. Lee Miller, Steve Lovell and probably Darren Mackie can better that. Yeah, and if you've had worse names on your back then you no doubt need psychological help. who was worse? Inglis? Tzvetanov? Can't be that many worse than that little shit. Could never hit a ball truly. Horrid "footballer". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboisared Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 He scored penalties! 8 from open play in a season generally... pish. Lee Miller, Steve Lovell and probably Darren Mackie can better that. Yeah, and if you've had worse names on your back then you no doubt need psychological help. who was worse? Inglis? Tzvetanov? Can't be that many worse than that little shit. Could never hit a ball truly. Horrid "footballer". Kiriakov....and I got Hignett 7 the week before he left (my mates STILL give me stick for that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackLapirasTache Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Can someone pull up his record for the dons I dont think it was that bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Can someone pull up his record for the dons I dont think it was that bad It wasn't. Take away the pens and you'll realise he scored one goal from open play every 5 weeks... GRATE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackLapirasTache Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Looked em up on wiki and you are right still think he would walk into most teams in the league (ours included) Did alot of the grafting for Deano and Shearer and wouldnt have left if it hadnt been for alex (spit) miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Looked em up on wiki and you are right still think he would walk into most teams in the league (ours included) Did alot of the grafting for Deano and Shearer and wouldnt have left if it hadnt been for alex (spit) miller If that's his record why not be happy with Miller and Mackie? they at least can control a ball and run, respectively. Two things Dodds could never master. Shearer liked playing beside Jess and/or Booth because they were footballers. Simple really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackLapirasTache Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Dodds was a good player to even compare him with mackie is an insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Dodds was a good player to even compare him with mackie is an insult. Really? 8 goals from open play in a season isn't supremely shit "striking"? Mackie has done 15, a few may have been pens, but by fuck Scottish Football and Dons fans have some fucking jackanory story going about Billy Dodds. Tell you what an insult is. People who say that jumped up prick is a Dons legend, who compare him with Shearer, Black, McGhee, McDougall, Nicholas, Gillhaus, Jess and Booth. Real Aberdeen forwards worthy of the name. I'd call him a Charlatan, if i wasn't such a big fan of the band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Would never call him a dons legend, wasnt at the club long enough for a start. At the same time though in my opinion he was no-where near as bad as your making out bobby. Thing about dodds is that he he scored a lot of important goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 am i the only one that liked doddsy? No I did too. Scored 2 goals against the filth at Hampden in the 1995 semi-final that I'll never forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Career scoring stats, couldnt have been that bad if he has a better games per goal then the list of 'legends' below. Hans Gillhaus - Played 365 Scored 148 GPG = 2.4 Billy Dodds - Played 547 Scored 192 GPG = 2.83 Charlie Nic - Played 448 Scored 143 GPG = 2.9 Duncan Shearer - Played 210 Scored 70 GPG = 3.00 Mixu - Played 518 Scored 143 GPG = 3.6 Scott Booth - Played 329 Scored 82 GPG = 4.01 Eion Jess - Played 565 Scored 107 GPG = 5.2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Career scoring stats, couldnt have been that bad if he has a better games per goal then the list of 'legends' below. Hans Gillhaus - Played 365 Scored 148 GPG = 2.4 Billy Dodds - Played 547 Scored 192 GPG = 2.83 Charlie Nic - Played 448 Scored 143 GPG = 2.9 Duncan Shearer - Played 210 Scored 70 GPG = 3.00 Mixu - Played 518 Scored 143 GPG = 3.6 Scott Booth - Played 329 Scored 82 GPG = 4.01 Eion Jess - Played 565 Scored 107 GPG = 5.2 He certainly scored a few, but I'd have any one of the others in my starting 11 before him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGB Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Doddsy was a headless chicken long before Mackie was. In fact there are a lot of similarities about them when you think about it. Dodds was never prolific from open play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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