Hi Guys, I have just got back in my house from a fortnights holiday in Portugal where I have not lifted a newspaper in the whole 2 weeks and I am desperate to see what has been happening down pittodrie way with regards to any news or new signings ? Sorry for being a lazy bastard and not scrolling down through the topics over the last 2 weeks ! I know I am just being impatient but can anyone fill me in with any news ??

(P.S. I have read the match report on the game V Man Utd)

 

Thanks in advance

 

Aliens landed at Pittodrie, a Russian billionaire completed his takeover of the club, Kluivert turned us down to join Brechin City and Rangers went bust.

 

Apart fae that, nothing. Oh, wait, we signed Mark Kerr from Dundee United last week.

in a horrific tragedy that affects everyone on the planet

 

Barry Ferguson will miss at the first 8 league games at least because he had a bit of a fall.