Skill, craft, vision, a great first touch and finally he's starting to put the ball in the back of the net. He's becoming the perfect target man and he's showing all the OF strikers how do it. He may not have as many goals as McDonald or Boyd, but by christ, he's got more ability. All credit to the two Jimmys for getting him back to being the player he was when we first tried to sign him, and thank fuck he's made me eat my words.

 

Heres to you big fella. Keep it going next season

 

A pair of absolute belters and no mistake.

 

I went straight for the easy "priest pumping kids" route which was a little lazy I have to admit but the "6 figure income - kids with 6 finger outcome" was a little chuckleworthy.

 

You liked that one? Twas good. Who said it? Just kidding. Loved his reaction, too - "Kids. Poor patter". As if a suggestion of morality existed within it. FAF.

 

Bring it back, mods. It was by far the most enjoyable thread ever. Well, for my twisted humour anyway...

I enjoy pleasing myself, just as well I'm a confirmed onanist. Well, the lass is away for the weekend, and I'm no an real onanist, I just help them out when they're busy.