AFC limericks

[Radiored]

These folk fa cry chippers 'chippies'
Are aa teuchters, sassenachs or hippies
Fish in batter, nae 'battie'
Paper wrapper, nae 'wrappie'
So, nae need for twists in yer knickies! 

[Don Julio]

There once was a boss from St Mirren

Who made the step up to the midden

He now must be thinking

“Just what was I drinking?

These boys keep their talents well hidden”

[swaddon]

So now that the season is ower 

Steve needs to get right on the blower

"Dave, gie me some cash 

to sort out this pash

Or I'll tell a'body that you f*cked a whore!"

[Don Julio]

Our Graeme he started with Dyce

Then joined the Dons not once but twice

We're glad he came home

He's one of our own

And  he may well yet make it thrice?