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[Don Julio]

There once was a Don from Oxford

Our uses of rhyme did applaud 

Our meter much less

He’s yet to confess

His own little ditty was flawed

[OxfordDon]

2 minutes ago, Don Julio said:

There once was a Don from Oxford

Our uses of rhyme did applaud 

Our meter much less

He’s yet to confess

His own little ditty was flawed

Think that might be a whoosh

[Don Julio]

Not the first, won’t be the last

[Radiored]

At the home of the dodgers of soap,
Down a goal and a man, not a hope.
Then a goal by Kenan!
Get it up ya ye fenians!
But alas, twas a slippery slope.

[swaddon]

The top red called Santa has been

He even stopped off at Thelin's

He's been a good boy 

So he gave him a toy

And some Brasso to keep the cup clean

 

[Don Julio]

So now we've said bye to Thelin

Who next for our dear Aberdeen?

A foreign unknown?

Or one of our own?

A puzzle for Lutz Pfannenstein

[Don Julio]

So Celtic have parted with Nancy

Amorim Man U didn't fancy

Our Jimmy's gone hame

Are egos to blame?

Or all three's Pep G sycophancy?

[Elgindon]

Farewell to the gentleman Swede,

Another head honcho we need

We'd all like some goals

Even a shot truth be told

But enough of the making our eyes bleed

 

 

[Radiored]

Once more we gid rid of the boss, 
on the back of an embarrassing loss
Can the next in the job,
make a fist of this mob?
Or subject us to more dismal dross?