blinlemon Posted February 4 Report Posted February 4 Deid rat in the post please, to this poory-informed patronising prick and his attempt to comment on terracing mass-participation in today’s Scotsman. What a fucking roaster. Stick to rugby for fuck’s sake. Booooooooooo… https://archive.ph/XQLJZ Best fitba chants ever? The huns, I’m afraid, when they took the Piglets’ ‘Johnny Reggae’ - it was really Jonathan King in late 1971 - as a basis for their: ”Johnny Johnny Greigy, he’ll break your fucking leggy” and ourselves, when Davie Dodds scored a late winner for us at Fir Park: ”Davie Dodds, Davie Dodds, you’re not ugly anymore”. Quote
wee toon red Posted February 4 Report Posted February 4 2 hours ago, blinlemon said: Deid rat in the post please, to this poory-informed patronising prick and his attempt to comment on terracing mass-participation in today’s Scotsman. What a fucking roaster. Stick to rugby for fuck’s sake. Booooooooooo… https://archive.ph/XQLJZ Best fitba chants ever? The huns, I’m afraid, when they took the Piglets’ ‘Johnny Reggae’ - it was really Jonathan King in late 1971 - as a basis for their: ”Johnny Johnny Greigy, he’ll break your fucking leggy” and ourselves, when Davie Dodds scored a late winner for us at Fir Park: ”Davie Dodds, Davie Dodds, you’re not ugly anymore”. That's an incredibly poor piece of work from the Scotsman character. In terms of quality chants, "Fuck you Celtic, we're gonna win the league" in the league cup semi last season was excellent for it's defiance and - probable - humour. Quote
Radiored Posted February 4 Report Posted February 4 The one which brings a smile tae ma face is at our first game re. Sevco We hate Glasgow Celtic, we hate Motherwell too. We hate Dundee Uniiiited .... but who the fuck are you? Also, wasn't there an occasion where our opponents fielded a 'Willie Miller', prompting the song "Two Willie Millers, there's fuckin two Willie Millers? .... or Am Ah gettin' confused wi Andy Goram? (forgive me ) Quote
swaddon Posted February 4 Report Posted February 4 Hibs had a Willie Miller. Clearly a fake copy of the real thing. Quote
swaddon Posted February 17 Report Posted February 17 The Scotland team will be based in Charlotte, North Carolina during the World Cup. Quote
Bukta Bertie Posted February 17 Report Posted February 17 On 04/02/2026 at 10:01, blinlemon said: Deid rat in the post please, to this poory-informed patronising prick and his attempt to comment on terracing mass-participation in today’s Scotsman. What a fucking roaster. Stick to rugby for fuck’s sake. Booooooooooo… https://archive.ph/XQLJZ Best fitba chants ever? The huns, I’m afraid, when they took the Piglets’ ‘Johnny Reggae’ - it was really Jonathan King in late 1971 - as a basis for their: ”Johnny Johnny Greigy, he’ll break your fucking leggy” and ourselves, when Davie Dodds scored a late winner for us at Fir Park: ”Davie Dodds, Davie Dodds, you’re not ugly anymore”. I was recently walking down memory lane. Thinking of songs we used to sing and how dodgy they were. Sung to the pie kiosk girls as they walked along the track once all the pies had been sold "get it up you while you're young" or the more well known "get your tits out for the lads" sung at anyone with tits pretty much. Oh we were such scamps. Those chants would cause outrage these days I suspect. Quote
Elgindon Posted February 17 Report Posted February 17 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said: I was recently walking down memory lane. Thinking of songs we used to sing and how dodgy they were. Sung to the pie kiosk girls as they walked along the track once all the pies had been sold "get it up you while you're young" or the more well known "get your tits out for the lads" sung at anyone with tits pretty much. Oh we were such scamps. Those chants would cause outrage these days I suspect. Narey's a fairy might get you arrested these days Edited February 17 by Elgindon 1 Quote
Bukta Bertie Posted February 17 Report Posted February 17 6 minutes ago, Elgindon said: Narey's a fairy might get you arrested these days Oh aye I forgot that one and of course there was the Dundee United fans "Willie Miller you're a p*ki, you're a p*ki". Different times. Quote
blinlemon Posted February 17 Report Posted February 17 5 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said: Oh aye I forgot that one and of course there was the Dundee United fans "Willie Miller you're a p*ki, you're a p*ki". Different times. Fair Play Award, though… Also to be taken into consideration: “Willie Miller’s wife’s a hoor”, and the assault on Funso Ojo. Jute cunts. Quote
Bukta Bertie Posted February 17 Report Posted February 17 I recall Willie Miller got some grief from opposition fans for a few weeks or so after having split his shorts during a game and he changed into new ones on the pitch, near the dug out if memory serves me correctly? "Willie show us yer arse, Willie, Willie show us yer arse" was the roar. I used to enjoy Tannadice trips "Davie Dodds the elephant man, Davie Dodds the elephant man" sang with an arm held up to your face and the forearm and hand flapping back and fore to imitate an elephants trunk. Glory days. The Pies in Dundee were things of beauty at the time. Dangerous to eat hot because of the amount of grease dripping off them but affa tasty. 1 Quote
Bukta Bertie Posted February 17 Report Posted February 17 4 minutes ago, blinlemon said: Fair Play Award, though… Also to be taken into consideration: “Willie Miller’s wife’s a hoor”, and the assault on Funso Ojo. Jute cunts. Forgot that one. Cracker. From my few encounters with Claire she did come across as a bit fur coat and no knickers so you never know. Quote
tom_widdows Posted February 21 Author Report Posted February 21 Im getting ever more confident the group games will end up being played on a public park, jumpers for goals, by locals who are picked based on what they found using Ancestry.com Quote
Mason89 Posted February 21 Report Posted February 21 Given this topic has wandered a bit onto terrace chants, here’s one from Dumbarton you may not have heard. It relates to a national scandal (front page of the Sunday Mail no less) from the time our star striker Shuggie Ward got battered and jumped out a window, after being caught in bed with another woman. He was a postie to trade. ‘Postman Hugh, Postman Hugh, now your face is black & blue Early in the morning, as the day is dawning, Postman Hugh is emptying his sack’ 3 Quote
Jute Posted February 21 Report Posted February 21 This is turning into a cluster fuck and guessing it won’t feel anything like a World Cup has in the past. Every single part of it seems to be various different US organisations with their hands out look for money. From charging for fan zones, the ticket prices and the cost of accommodation it all just feels different to before. Glad I decided not to go. 1 Quote
Bukta Bertie Posted February 21 Report Posted February 21 1 minute ago, Jute said: This is turning into a cluster fuck and guessing it won’t feel anything like a World Cup has in the past. Every single part of it seems to be various different US organisations with their hands out look for money. From charging for fan zones, the ticket prices and the cost of accommodation it all just feels different to before. Glad I decided not to go. Correct. Pretty much stopped watching FIFA games after the award of the WC finals to Qatar although it was already clear how corrupt they were that was just a piss take. To be so obvious about it. Clearly taking the fans for mugs. That's not for me thank you very much. Quote
OxfordDon Posted February 24 Report Posted February 24 On 21/02/2026 at 11:55, tom_widdows said: Im getting ever more confident the group games will end up being played on a public park, jumpers for goals, by locals who are picked based on what they found using Ancestry.com All the other games are just scene-setting for Donald Trump scoring the winning USA penalty in the final. Quote
swaddon Posted February 28 Report Posted February 28 I take it that'll be Iran getting kicked out of the tournament? Quote
InversneckieDob Posted February 28 Report Posted February 28 No civilised nation should be taking part in this shit-show. FIFA and one of the most corrupt regimes ever in a massive money-making grift? Lovely. 2 Quote
Jute Posted February 28 Report Posted February 28 1 hour ago, swaddon said: I take it that'll be Iran getting kicked out of the tournament? And replaced by Trumps mates country Russia. 1 Quote
Bukta Bertie Posted February 28 Report Posted February 28 Wasn't the reason for the outlandish ban on Russian football teams that Putin had attacked a sovereign country? What have the yanks just done. 1 Quote
Bukta Bertie Posted March 2 Report Posted March 2 Talk of Iran being replaced. Yanks start their umpteenth illegal war but nothing ever happens to them. The country that are the victim are the ones to be punished. Infuriating. Quote
Panda Posted March 2 Report Posted March 2 1 hour ago, RicoS321 said: Word of a DonsTalk XI being invited. What's the eligibility? Like, can we use posters from the English forums if they have grandparents that post on Donstalk? 5 Quote
OrlandoDon Posted March 3 Report Posted March 3 10 hours ago, Panda said: What's the eligibility? Like, can we use posters from the English forums if they have grandparents that post on Donstalk? I’m born in Scotland but a US citizen now, eligible or shunned??? Quote
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