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Piss Take

Just wanted to ask if any of you have had the Piss taken out of the big time about the Game on Saturday ? I don't live in Scotland but in the local Paper today it had a match report which my work mates read and took the piss out off me. I live 12000 miles from Scotland. >:(

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There was a game on Saturday?

I've had it pretty much all morning.  I work with 2 x Huns and a Jambo and it's been a fkn nightmare.  The jambo can be silenced since his mob are even worse.  The 2 x Huns are really starting to make by blood boil though.

 

My office was decorated with newspaper cut outs and post it notes plastered everywhere with 4-3, Mon the Queens, No cup final for the Dons etc etc.  Very witty banter. :hammer:

Luckily I'm not friends with any Huns and don't work with any. In fact, I don't think I know anyone that supports a team in Scotland that isn't the Dons, they're all either Dandies or support English clubs.

My boss who has no interest in football text me at football to laugh at me - everyone is in on the joke  :(

Fuckin surrounded by them  :haterangers:

 

At least Timothy is easily silenced

I decided to make some quick changes to the employment handbook when I got in this morning and as a result I've sacked two jambos and threatened one hibee with disciplinary action. Being the MD has its perks  ;D

Had a text from a Jambo on Saturday saying we should cancel the buses.

 

As much as I wanted to text him back with some abuse I just said I couldn't defend it and we were a shambles.

Getting it remarkably easy in here this morning especially given all the abuse I have dished out in the past to others. Actually the lack of slagging is worse than being slagged if that makes any sense.

Even the cleaner who knows feck all about Fitba, left me an Aitkens roll and jam, with a wee note saying i hope this makes you feel better, it was greatly appreciated, but didnt help.

 

I dont think i have ever felt so bad, and i know i am not alone, i just wish Calderwood his Backroom team and all the players could be made to go round all the workplaces and schools and see what Saturday meant to us.

 

My lasting memory from Saturday is all the young kids, the fans of the future, Booing the team off the park, i wonder how many will come back.

 

This feeling is not going to go away easily and i just hope that Calderwood does not come out with the same old pish and blame everybody but himself, take it from me Jimmy, apologise and hope that in time we can forgive. :-[

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Even the cleaner who knows feck all about Fitba, left me an Aitkens roll and jam, with a wee note saying i hope this makes you feel better, it was greatly appreciated, but didnt help.

 

I dont think i have ever felt so bad, and i know i am not alone, i just wish Calderwood his Backroom team and all the players could be made to go round all the workplaces and schools and see what Saturday meant to us.

 

My lasting memory from Saturday is all the young kids, the fans of the future, Booing the team off the park, i wonder how many will come back.

 

This feeling is not going to go away easily and i just hope that Calderwood does not come out with the same old pish and blame everybody but himself, take it from me Jimmy, apologise and hope that in time we can forgive. :-[

Fuck me! I want to work where you do!

One Hun asked me if I had a nice day on Saturday and I told him I had, thanks for asking. That's it. :)

 

 

nonstop abuse from a celtic fan as i supposidly didnt let the 1/4 final rest. Yesterday from my mates that arent into football that much but enjoy rubbing it in that it was 4-3 - especially when i was playing snooker and the score was 4-3 him. a newcastle fan re wrote Stand free as

 

stand free

wherever you may be

you got beat by a first division team

their name in reverse

is South the of Queen

its just another defeat for Aberdeen

 

A boro fan has given me stick and the list continues

It's been very hard here today too. One witty hun said " Heard the one about the murderer, rapist and dons fan?........The answer..........The murderer and rapist could own up to what they were"

 

Complete Bas**d!

 

I might have to spit piss in his tea later!

 

Better :thumbsup:

I live with a Queen of the South fan who was at the game, and she's the only one who hasn't given me abuse for being an Aberdeen fan.

 

Most people just burst out laughing when they saw me, but it was walking up Buchanan street that was worst. Loads of neds shouted stuff. Not sure what, couldn't understand a word they said, but i'm fairly sure it wasn't condolances.

It's been very hard here today too. One witty hun said " Heard the one about the murderer, rapist and dons fan?........The answer..........The murderer and rapist could own up to what they were"

 

Complete Bas**d!

 

I might have to spit piss in his tea later!

 

Better :thumbsup:

 

I did that earlier! I'm going for a full set of body fluids. Just wait till he gets his cream bun!

I did that earlier! I'm going for a full set of body fluids. Just wait till he gets his cream bun!

 

:lolabove::thumbsup:

A bloody JORDANIAN in my class in GREECE gave me abuse this morning. Cunt. I did however ask him to name any Jordanian teams, which drew a blank.

A bloody JORDANIAN in my class in GREECE gave me abuse this morning. Cunt. I did however ask him to name any Jordanian teams, which drew a blank.

 

Christ almight, does our notoriety and embarassment know no boundaries :o

Am on nightshift tonight. Dreading it completely. I think there will be at least a hun, a jambo and a liverpool fan who will get tore into me. I got a text message at full time from the liverpool fan stating "ah, the romance of the cup"  My reply was brief and to the point. Cunt.

 

Its dealng with the yambo tho, Ive been prety merciless on him the past couple of seasons. :-\

A "tim"(he has only been to one Celtic game) started slagging me off. My reply was we beat you in the semi final and your a glory hunting cunt. That shut him up. 

A "tim"(he has only been to one Celtic game) started slagging me off. My reply was we beat you in the semi final and your a glory hunting cunt. That shut him up. 

 

Part timer.

My Zimbabwean workmate took the piss today!!!

 

At least they've got a chance of getting rid of Mugabe. We're stuck with JC for another 3 years!

My Zimbabwean workmate took the piss today!!!

 

At least they've got a chance of getting rid of Mugabe. We're stuck with JC for another 3 years!

 

:lolabove:

 

:clap:

 

 

My Zimbabwean workmate took the piss today!!!

 

At least they've got a chance of getting rid of Mugabe. We're stuck with JC for another 3 years!

 

:rofl2:

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